Romanogers oneshots

Down and dirty

After Tony's party, everyone went their respectful ways to gather their drunken selves. Well, almost everyone. Thor was stumbling along the hallways singing some old Asgardian song with poor Clint in his clutches. Tony has gone back to his workshop with Bruce to work on god knows what. Maria had gone with Wanda to watch a movie in her room. Which meant, that Natasha and Steve had the living room to themselves.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Natasha said with a mischievous smile. "I don't know what you're thinking Ms. Romanoff," he replied innocently. He took a step closer to her. Heat crept up her body and she began to blush. "I think we have the same things in mind, soldier," she walked her fingers from his belt to his neck and pulled him in for a deep and ravishing kiss. She breathed in his strong cologne and threaded her fingers through his hair. He unzipped her dress and placed her on the couch, slowly peeling off her clothes and peppering kisses from her neck to her waist. Natasha stopped him before he went any farther and pulled him back up to her. She placed several kisses along his jaw and slipped from underneath him. She grabbed his shirt with two hands and tore it apart scattering the buttons everywhere. She licked her lips and slowly lowered her face to his stomach and traced his abs with her tongue.

Suddenly, a large cough interrupted them. "Whatever you're doing, I'm sure you can do so in the safety of your own bedroom." The couple turned away from each other to see their boss, Nick Fury, standing five feet away from them. "We're so sorry sir," Steve mumbles as they scrambled to cover themselves. They stood in front of him blushing a deep crimson red. "We never thought that anyone would walk in on us," Natasha stammered. "Well, next time maybe think a little harder," Nick said sternly, "Whatever, I could care less about your personal lives. But, if the two of you decide to have sex again, please make sure it's somewhere that has a door and a lock." They shook their head vigorously and scuttled off in embarrassment.

"That was so embarrassing," Natasha said still blushing. "But, you've got to admit that you were excited about the fact that someone could walk in on us, right?" Steve said laughing. "So were you," Natasha said in annoyance, "how are we ever going to face him again?" Natasha buried her head into her hands at the thought of facing her boss after what had just happened. "Forget it, we have bigger things to worry about," Steve said reassuringly as he picked her up and slammed her onto the door. She quickly hooked her legs around him and fumbled around to find the doorknob. They stumbled into Steve's room laughing in each other's arms. They quickly closed the door behind them and got to work

Oop kind of just wrote a smut chapter.