today these two idiots came walking into the library today. they were both really attractive and it made me so mad because they were douche bags. one had alarming red hair and the other looked like he couldn't be bothered to wash it or brush it.
"gosh, you look like a dork with those glasses, ash." red head says.
"hey, if you you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." curls giggles back, shoving the fucking fire engine into a stack of books. the tower of realistic fiction comes toppling down, a big ass copy of some soppy, sad john green slamming into the back of my head.
"oops." firetruck laughs out as i turn around in my seat, glaring two holes into the sight of the six foot dumb asses. "sorry." he adds to me, who was probably as furiously red as his fluff of hair sitting on his head. curly-cue just gives me a stupid grin, chuckling like a dork as his charmander-haired buddy starts picking up the books.
i don't say a thing, i just keep my lips slapped together, staring at them. curly-cue doesn't seem to get the memo and look away, so it makes the moment all that more uncomfortable as he stares straight back at me with the dorkiest smirk.
"there we go, all better." red head laughs, putting the last novel on top. and just as the last book is back up, it falls back down again in an utter fail of his stacking skills.
"fuck it, i give up, ash." red head turns to his friend, who stops staring at me and just shrugs to his mate. "let's get out of here before one of the old bitties comes snapping at us." the flaming haired boy nudges the messy haired boy, who just nods and turns around as they head off towards the front double doors.
and just before those two douches disappear behind the glass doors, curly-cue turns around and gives me a wink.
"sorry about the mess, babe."
and now i am so fucking mad. i, naomi white, will not stand for this bullshit. i will not tolerate what just happened. but i don't say a thing. because, i am sitting here, thinking all of this over in my head, and i cannot get over the fact that a damn boy winked at me today. a very attractive boy and his adorable best friend pissed me off today and now i just want to make out with them so bad.
i hate my life.
a/n: so yes i did this. i had to do it. i had to make another story. don't ask why bc i don't really know it was kinda like instinct bUT HEY ILYSM IF YOURE READING THIS AND I HOPE THIS KIND OF MADE YOU LAUGH BC ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET AND CUTE AND CHEEKY AND SHORT SO YUP BYE XXXXX
