51 Rules // Hetalia // APH America

Chapter 1: The List

Brr! Brr! Brr!

All the nations looked around to find the cause of the noise.

"Blood hell America! Don't you ever silence your ringtone!" England asked harshly. America laughed and took out his phone. His face went serious, all the nations were completely bewildered.

"Amerika-san?" Japan spoke up.

"I have to go..." he said and rushed out the room. Canada looked around and saw that America had left his briefcase, quietly he went over to it.

"Ahh... it would seem America left his bag in his hurry to leave!" The frenchmen exclaimed. Canada looked over to see France and England.

"How does this git manage to forgot his bag?!?" England spat.

"How about ve open it!" Italy suggested cheerfully.

"H-how about we don't... we would be invading his privacy!" Canada said quietly, his words falling on deaf ears.

"I say we open it!" France remarked.

"¡Detener! Just give him his privacy" Mexico remarked.

"Hijo, I'm sure it's fine!" Spain retorted.

"Don't call me that España! And- HEY-" The mexican shouted as Cuba snatched the bag.

"Ve~ Ve~ Open it Mr. Cuba!" Italy gleefully said.

"Alright! Let's see what he has!" Cuba said with a smirk. They opened up the bag and found a notebook, a photo, a bunch of government documents, and lastly an worn scroll.

"Vhat is in vere?" Germany asked. Cuba pulled out the scroll and the two north american countries screamed, effectively stunning the countries.

"What is with you two?" England asked.

"Don't open it!" Canada yelled, his concerns seemed to not bother anybody, because they opened it, it was super long. England took over and started reading it.

Rules by Austin L. Jones

Alabama is legally allowed to chase you with a gun if you turn off a college football game.

If Alaska is angry, make sure he doesn't have his axe.

NO RATTLESNAKES ARIZONA!

Arkansas is nice, if you make him cry you will have 49 siblings after you.

California stop bragging about Hollywood.

If you go skiing with Colorado, be prepared to race and loose, if you win you will get skiing equipment thrown at you. Don't win.

Connecticut, you are not allowed to take Hawaii to any casinos. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE 13'S

Delaware is not allowed to have any of the younger ones during NASCAR.

Florida stop bragging about your theme parks.

Georgia is legally allowed to kill you if you insult his peach treats because they are the bomb and I will kill you too.

Hawaii is allowed to get away with almost anything.

Idaho stop putting potatoes in everybody's rooms.

Illinois stop using your magic to give Louisiana a mustache.

Indiana is not allowed in the kitchen unless Idaho is with her.

No Iowa we cannot turn the backyard into a cornfield, if you do I'm telling Al, no buts.

KANSAS IF YOU SAY "Toto I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" I WILL HAVE YOUR ASS.