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Types of players in Splatoon

Hello humans, I was bored, sOo I decided to do this. I will be doing this in sections. Like, rainmaker, turf war, etc. I feel like this wasn't good enough, but hope yall enjoy!

Turf War

1.The person who paints the walls.

For the people who didn't know, that if you paint the walls in turf war, it doesn't count, I believe its because you can't see the wall when it decides who's the winner.

The player paints the walls, everywhere. In their base, in the enemy's base, you get the point.

2. The person who just turf.

Yes, I know this is turf war and everyone is painting stuff, but this one is different.

This person just turf . Doesn't kill nobody, always fill their special up, and for what I seen, always have their gear either, all swim speed, or special up.

This person just go all around the map, and turf. I think you should splat this person if you wanna win-

3. The squid/octo parties

If any of you play Splatoon, atleast one of yall have seen a squid/octo party or just one player partying. They usually do like, spamming squid form, tap dancing, and jumping around in a circle. When squid/octo partying, sometimes theirs that one person who ruins the squid/octo partying...which is the

4.The squid/octo party ruiner.

I don't like this person. Just by the name, it ruins squid/octo parties.

When your having a squid/octo party, your not playing by the game, that goes for all the modes.

You be chilling, jumping around, doing tap dances, and doing epic stuff, bUt tHAT oNe pErSOn kILlS evERyoNe oN tHAt tEam. I'll be the one to party, and kill that party pooper.

5. The cosplayer  

This person will cosplay as anyone from the Splatoon manga.

Like,  goggles, rider, red sole, mask, etc etc.

Sometimes, they will change their username as the person their cosplaying as.

6. The camper.

Get your tents, marshmallows, and gear, bEcAuSe weRE goIng cAMpIng!

Jk, the camper will hide(or not) by the enemy base, and splats anyone who's comes out(goes to all modes).

I usually camp when I'm trying to hold by the enemy team. When they splat someone, sometimes then squid bag, which reminds me...

Tower Control

1. The player who doesn't do nothing

What I mean by this is, when the enemy team got splatted(like all of them.),and its either 1. the rest of the team got splatted and the player is the only one 2. everybody on the team is nowhere near the tower.  The player will paint everything,go the enemy base, etc etc, but don't get on the tower.

I hate when we have like(random number.)45 (forgot what their called, going to call them points for now.) points, and the enemy team 46. You will think the player will get on the tower and win it, bUt nOO, just do everything and not go on the tower.

I'll be fine if I didn't have 3 cracks in my rank-

2. The player who always go on the tower.

When the game starts, paint a path, go on the tower. This player ALWAYS go on the tower, depending on where the enemy players are, you either get splatted or not, base on luck.

Even if their are like, in a tough position at the moment, the player will go on that tower.

No matter what situation, no matter how many people are on the tower, they just go on the tower.

Don't get me wrong, it's not bad or something, I just like how they keep going on the tower. Sometimes, you just have to go on the tower, you might win.

3. The defender.

This player will wait (or not) when someone goes on the tower, intend of going on the tower, it defends whoever is on the tower.

Like, if the enemy player is aiming for the players on the tower, this player will splat the enemy player. The player will go on the tower as well. 

I'm not the person to go on the tower tbh.

Rainmaker

1.The person who stands by the rainmaker.

Same for the tower control ver, the whole enemy team is wiped out, close to taking the lead, etc etc, and just stands by the rainmaker, chilling.

2.The person who always take the rainmaker.

Same goes for the tower control ver. The start at the game, end at the game, anytime, will take the rainmaker, epicly. No matter what situation, Hippity Hoppity This Rainmaker Is My Property. 

3. The defenders.

Awaken My Masters....

Ayayayayayayayayeee- (Insert pillar man theme.)

Help, I'm running out of ideas.

Anyways, when a player picks up that rainmaker, in 1.1 seconds, the normal players becomes, agents. (Insert jojo pose here.)

Their job is to protect the rainmaker at all costs(GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!).

If they don't, the world will explo-

Jk, but you get the point lol.

4. The sneak attack player

This person well, sneak attacks.

You could of got the rainmaker and did a quick scan to see if anyone's there so you can move forward. You think no ones there and move forward, until the sneak attacker splats you out of know where. 

They sometimes use a gear called "Ninja squid".  Where you can swim without know one seeing you. Well not completely, you can see light ink trails , and hear the person swiming.

50/50  succeed to splat you.

Clam Blitz

1.The person who collects clams.

This player always collect dem clams.

At the start of the game, collecting dem clams.

Always get that football thing, 50/50 will get the football thing to the goal.

2. The person who waste the clams.

This person just, get clams, like 10 or a large amount.

And will epicly throw them in the water.

And that person, will be me.

3.The summoning ritual player(Inspired by, OctoBoy & Wadsm).

What the player or more does is, put a clam where there's enough room to move, and epicly walk or jump around it. 

Its very effective.

Splat Zones.

I couldn't think of anything, lol.

I will be continuing this and editing some new types. 

Daily Remainder

Being Meguca Is Suffering.