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Vintage: Well, I've learned so much from his Twitter. I guess there's only one thing to do now...

*Aloha kicks down the door*

Aloha: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPLAT MY PARTY!

Vintage: And I did anyway! Whatcha gonna do, weakling?

Vintage: As you can see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates. This one is the one that's me go away from yo' weak b u t t .


Aloha: I'm going to kill you....

*Aloha pauses*

Aloha: ....then kill you again.

Vintage: Anyway, now that I have this Zapfish, I'm gonna put it, RIGHT IN THERE!

*PROCESS TO PUT THE ZAPFISH DRIVE IN COMPUTER*

Computer: Drama Detected! Blocking accounts!

Aloha: MY FOLLOWER BASE!

Vintage: And yet they still can't figure out how to get Nazis off their site.

Aloha: You son of a squid. I'm gonna log into your Twitter and I'm gonna tell everyone what you said.


Vintage: Go ahead, I have 50 alternative accounts! 

Vintage: My finger's right on top of the delete button, Aloha.

Vintage: What are you gonna do to stop me? With your tiny toothpicks legs?


*Que Aloha's evil laughing*


Aloha: You F O O L , I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!

Aloha: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!

Vintage: Are you referring to, DumbAloha1, DumbAloha2-

Omega: HEY SQUIDCHES! WHAT'S UP?


Omega: Aloha, I found your squidweed supplier through your Twitter account, thanks man.

Aloha: I TOLD YOU I HAVE ALTERNATIVES!


Omega: Anyway, I also saw that, uh, this- this guy over here splatted your party.

Omega: That's pr- that sucks a lot, dude. You must be, uh, pretty, u h , shaken up about that.

Aloha: HOW DO I THINK I FEEL BEING MOCKED BY A EDGELORD?!?!

Omega: Well, it might upset you to know that I also splatted your party.

*Omega pulls out her Nautilus 47*

Aloha: AND THE PARTY HAD A NAUTILUS INSIDE THE SPLATTED PEOPLE?

Vintage: G o o d j o b .

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