How to find missing Jennie Kim by Jisoo
*In the living room*
Lisa:*walking from Jennie and her room to the living room* Hey guys have you seen Jennie unnie? I haven't seen her yet. She's not there when I woke up
Rose:*from the kitchen walking to the living room while munching some chips* Yow guysh. Have you sheen Jennie unnie? It'sh her time to cook now
Jisoo:*sitting on the living room watching TV* Just don't mind her. I'm sure she's coming back soon.
*After a while*
Rose:hey guys I'm so hungry
Lisa:*starting to call Jennie*
Jisoo:shut up guys let me handle this. *Turn off the TV using the remote* so now I'm going to teach you both how to find Jennie without you looking for her
Chaelisa:o-oh... Ok-kay
Jisoo:all you need to do is to moan loud Lisa's name. Loud enough to for people in the neighbourhood to hear
Lisa:ohhh- wait-- what?!
Rose:really? that's it?
Jisoo:*starting to moan loud*ughh... Ahhhh... Yeeees~ uggghh.... Ahhhh... faster~ LI~LISA-YAHHHHH
Jennie*running from the garden*
Chaelisa:hears door banging from behind
Jennie:what the fvck Lisa-yaah?!
Jisoo:that's how it's done. Up next. I'm going to teach you both how to treat Lisa's wound*stands up and walk to her room*
Lisa:*swallows a lot*I'm dead. I swear.*looking at Jennie who is furious*
Rose:Lisa?I think you should run
Jennie:You are so screwed Lisa fvcking Manoban!*runs towards Lisa*
Lisa:*runs*chaeng... I want my grave filled with yellow flowers OKAAAAAAAAY?!*still running around*
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