Satan pov
It was my first day back in hell when a random dude came up to me and said "grettings, my name is Jesus Christ, son of God and he sent me down here for 3 days. I am looking for Lucifer, have you seen him?"
I stare at this incredible dumb man and say "at your service Mr Christ 'son of god'. Now what is it that you need?"
"I need a bed and a room with a water basin." he says
"Alright I will have someone set that up after I get confirmation that you are in fact 'son of god' Mr Christ." I say in monotone
"Oh my dad. I am the son of the virgin Mary and the holy God. Check your records."
"Okay but it might take time sir"
"Sure" he said with absolutely no sarcasm.
Time skip
Jesus pov:
It's been 2 days and I have been sitting on a wet, mouldy and cold floor. I am in desperate need of a wash.
Time skip
Satan pov:
Turns out Jesus was telling the truth. He returned to the surface yesterday.
Thank the creator.
Time skip: modern time
Satan pov:
I left hell to travel, work and have a family. Under the name Gray Night, I have become a billionaire -who regularly donates money to multiple charities- who has traveled the world but I still don't have a family.
Outside pov
Lucifer's assistant calls in saying that he has a meeting soon. Little does he know it's Jesus. There is a knock on the office door "enter" Lucifer says in a deep powerful voice. The door opens...
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Jesus X Satan fanfic
Fanfictionits just for laughs so don't get offended If you want sin you have to ask for it.
