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Next time a stranger starts talking to you, look them in the eye and say, you can see me?

I did a push up today.
Well actually I fell down and had to use my arms to get up. So you know...close enough.
I need choclate.

Im not shy. Im holding back my awkardness so I dont intimidate you.
This is me.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator.


I made a huge to-do list today. I just cant figure out who's gonna do it.

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