A friend would ask your crush if he likes you.
A best friend would push you into him and scream "Get Some!" And run away.
I was an innocet being until my friend came along.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you cant laugh at yourself...call me and I'll laugh at you.
A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out. A best friend is sitting next to you asking "well wasnt that fun?".
I'll text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame for it. Your my best friend you signed up for this.
Just remember if we get caught you are deaf and I dint speak English.
Your my best friend because I wouldn't dare be tjis weird with anyone else.
