In a laboratory under a large hat-shaped house was a nervous-looking subject talking to a video camera on his desk.
Narra flug:
Flug: Greetings folks (speaking to the camera), if you wonder why am I doing this ?, it is because I once saw my master black hat doing this, apparently, it is a good way to get distracted or calm down, so I decided to give it a try, well, it's been a full week since I moved into this huge house, to be honest, I'm still not used to mutants, their twisted movements disgust me, basically, it's because they are mutated corpses and resurrected as obedient zombies, they only obey the orders of our master and lord black Hat, well, Mr. black Hat came up with a great idea, to create his own organization of evil, one capable of selling artifacts that promote evil around the world
and to guide villains On the true path of villainy, to be honest, I still like this about evil, the first propaganda video of our services was unforgettable:
Flashback 2 days ago:
When we started, with our new company, Black Hat interrupted all television signals, cell phones, computers, and other devices, I didn't ask him how, but since I value my life I decided to keep quiet.
Announcer: Congratulations, if you are seeing this, you are witnessing the new beginning of the
evil empire, of our great lord and chief of chiefs, with you, black Hat.
Black Hat: future greetings slaves, insignificant cockroaches MISERABLE MISSINGS !!!
(interference) I am black Hat, the new king of the evil of this and the other existing worlds, do not try to change the signal, I am everywhere, I am here to inform all the excuses of rookie villains, who can now hire our services of the new "black Hat organization" if you have any doubts, here is my scientific excuse, doctor flug.
Flug: boss, are you sure about this?
Black Hat: (angry) JUST DO WHAT I ORDER YOU OR WISH YOU'RE DEAD !!!
Flug: (scared) of course, boss of bosses !, well, now I will explain, we offer products for their
malicious purposes, whether they are weapons, bombs or even plans that they cannot formulate, we can also take care of their annoying heroes or vigilantes who frustrate their plans, the number will appear on the screen, do not worry, the pay is worth it. By the way, boss How much do our services cost?
Black Hat: (reading a newspaper) $ 9,999,999,999 and 99 souls, as I am in the mood now I gave you this offer.
Flug: (confused) huh?!, But ... well that's the price, but we made up for it very well, black Hat is the entity of evil, the destroyer of the devil and the extinction of the demons of the underworld can alter so much reality as his body is literally a deAAAAAGGGHHHH !!! (being hanged by one of Black Hat's tentacles)
Black Hat: (mega angry) IF YOU GO BACK TO SAYING THE WORD "LITERALLY" !!!, I SWEAR I'LL TAKE YOU OUT OF BOTH LEGS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR EYES !!!
Flug: (pleading) yes boss, sorry boss! Well, I hope this shows your superiority, well with this I finish explaining, I pass the word to you boss.
Black Hat: well with this it would be everything, I hope it has been burned into their heads if they become part of my organization (they call the flug phone), HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME? !!!
Flug: sorry boss, who are you and why are you interrupting my boss's dialogue? Hey? Oh ok. Boss, someone hired our services.
Black Hat: HOW? !!! Okay, that's progress, what is the job about?
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LINCOLN IS DEAD, AND BLACK HAT WAS BORN OF ASHES
AdventureLincoln no longer supported the mistreatment of his family, his exams and the dog of his ex-girlfriend, he was devastated, he could not find a way to fix his life, until, on the verge of suicide, he made a deal with the devil himself and ... better...
