"ANO? HINDI PA KAYO NAGSESEX NI RAVENA?!
Maddie exclaimed! Nagtakip ako ng unan sa mukha. Oh gosh she's so vulgar!
"WHATTTT?! SERYOSO?!" Jho added in a dramatic tone. "That's surprisingly surprising! Akala ko naman matagal na kayong may milagrong ginagawa! Napaka sweet niyo sa isat isa and laging magkasama!"
I glared at them. "Can't you guys be more discreet? Nakakahiya! So loud you two!"
Maddie rolled her eyes. "Arte mo, andito tayo sa kwarto mo!" The two was trying to hide their laugh. Nagtext ako sa kanila saying I needed to talk to them and it's a matter of life and death so agad silang pumunta. "Aba BDL, nakapagtataka lang kasi na hindi kapa sine- wala png nangyayari sa inyo ni Thirdy!"
"Yes beh and si Thirdy yung pinag uusapan huh!Thirdy freakin Ravena, di gwapo pero madami babae dumaan." Dagdag ni Jho, nakangisi!
"Hahahahah!" Maddie burst out laughing. They even high five each other. Mga bastos talaga.
"Hey you two! You probably don't care but we're talking about Thirdy here, my boyfriend, alright? And anong di gwapo ka jan? Excuse you?!" I said, scowling. They are just joking naman so I'm not really offended with the madaming babae side comment. "What's wrong with that? He just really, really respect me. Don't be jealous!"
"Oh trust me we're not Beatriz! We are just wondering like pano ka natitiis ni Ravena na dika galawin?! Pota may sakit ba siya?"
Ang walanghiya nito talaga.
"Hoy Madz!" Minulagatan ko ito.
"unless..." Pabitin na sabi ni Maddie, she looked at me and then to Jho and they both giggled.
"Unless what?" Curious kong tanong.
"Unless ayaw sayo? Unless walang kang appeal sa knya?" I was about to complain but she continued talking. "But then again si Bea ka, Bea crush ng bayan de Leon. And you're the dream girl of your own boyfriend, ang tagal ka niyang inantay at sinungkit sungkit, shit! baka yun yon, nahihiya din siya? Hay ewan kona.. Wait lang Ilang months na nga kayo ulit?" Mahabang litanya na Singit ni Jho,
"Ahm 11 months?" I scratched my head, Yeah, surprisingly nakatagal kami sa isat isa. He's very patient to me actually.
"Langya bat parang dika pa sure?" Asar ni Madz. "Tagal huh! Tang inuhhh mag iisang taon na pala. Tigang na tigang na kayo niyan!" She smiled mischievously. "Kaya ka pala nanghihingi ng kana tips, gutom kana! Ikaw na itong di makaantay!"
"MADDIE!! I didn't ask you guys to come here para ilecture niyo ako ha? I just wanted to talk!..." damn ang daldal
"Seduce him!" Maddie cut me off.,
"W-what?" I asked.
"You initiate the act of loving. Sa anniversary niyo. Do it!"
"We don't celebrate you guys knew that!" Irap ko sa kanila. Hindi talaga. Ever since we became official we didn't celebrate our err monthsaries. I told him there's no need to do it.
"Anniv naman yun! And you'll see each other naman eh, so do it! Seduce him.!"
Oh God is she serious?, "Like how would I seduce him?"
"Ay naku teh! Kung nuon mopa sana kami tinanong... Give him a show, Mag lap dance ka, gumapang ka, belly dancing! Tuwad here and there!Gawin mo lahat!"
I cannot imagine myself doing those infront of Thirdy, I shook my head. I can't force myself.
Que horror!
"Nooooo!"
Pagtatawanan lang ako nun noh!
"Tumpak! Offer the pepe!" Tawang tawa na sabi ng malanding Jho! I threw her a pillow. "Totoo ikaw na ang dumamoves!"
"I'm definitely not doing those! It's humiliating kaya!"
