Fake (Izaya x Shizuo)

Research

"My humans are always quite interesting. How would they act if I fell, for sure some would love that.."He whispers "Everyone would actually. Well I guess I should get started on my research to see how my humans would react."

He looked online planning everything out. Reading about depression, and how everything works in his beloved humans. He learned that cutting could become addicting same with other things. He thought nothing of it, thinking he was above those who could not stop. He in his mind had no doubt he could pull this off without becoming addicted to anything. He was a god after all to all the humans he saw below.

He already had everything in his house. No need to go shopping since he always had med and other medical supplies to stop his bleeding.

"Oh yea my skin. Those cut will leave parts." He looked at wounds that were already there."I guess it could only make it look worse."

"Now time for me to make a list of how I think people will react." He went to his computer cup of black coffee in one hand. He placed it down on his glass table turning on one of his computers. He opened an app and started writing everything out.
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Shizu-chan-Glad/wants me dead

Shinra-Sad/ might be happy in the long run with no injured Shizuo coming to his place

Celty-Happy/sad/mad who know with her-one thing for sure would be happy if I stopped bothering Shizuo..Not gonna happen.

The dollars group chat- Will not now/ why would I put anything out on there.

Mikado group of friends- Will probably be happy to know I can't give out any of their secrets. Kida for sure will be happy he already wishes me dead.

Erika, Walker- Those two will probably not care they love their manga and anime to much.

Kyōhei-Will miss me but also happy i'm gone

Shiki-If I so as try and kill myself he would kill me first he needs his information

My twin sister- They will be jumping in joy to know they can knock me down/Kill me

Namie-Need to make sure I pay her and make her quit so she can't ruin the plan.-Also hates me a lot because of her brother.

Simon-Oh I will miss having talks with him and the sushi

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Izaya paused." Why am I writing this like i'm going to kill myself" He started to laugh at himself spinning around in his chair. "I guess i'm already getting into character easy. Well back to my writing... So most people will like that I'm down and will not care..Meaning that my research might fail. That means we start with Shinra and Shizu-chan. They know each other and will talk especial if I get injured more each time we fight he in just bond to talk to Shinra. That Stupid Protozoan will not even now that this is all a plan.

So if they think there is something wrong with me they might tell others, or maybe start with the gangs since they will see me weak and tell there boss either way might work.

"Well how do I start" he got up his jacket flowing behind him as he walked to the medicine cabinet in his bathroom. He went and opened the mirror and looked at all the medication that was laying there. Along with a hairbrush,Tooth brush,Tooth paste, and other stuff for personal hygiene. "Shinra did give me this medicine and told me to take it without fail. What was he going to do if I didn't take it...what was it even for." He laughed at himself as he threw it in a trash can. "What was it for well I guess I'll start with not taking my meds. "

He then went through all his medication only keeping things like pain killers , medication for flu and colds. Than he had a thought "Don't get rid of it what if Shinra comes and sees. Well I guess if I need to be really desperate I can down all the medicine also." He walked to the trash placing them all back." He heard a door open, He went to go and check his head peek the corner.

"Oh if it's not my lovely assistant Namie" Izaya just waltz over to her. "What is it to you" Namie looked at Izaya as going to her desk. "Well I was wondering would you want some hotpot with me" He gave an evil smirk with clapping his hands together. "I rather see my brother than spend my time with you" She placed her coat on her chair and purse down on the desk to then open her computer. "Well I was asking the reason of I need you to quit or lets say fire you." Namie looked up a little surprised "Is this one of your pranks again or research. If it is research how about you ask Shinra and not do it yourself."

"Well I know it's sudden so I was going to give you extra money for the trouble. With getting you lunch" Izaya went and sat on her desk closing her computer. "Well if you are going to put it that way. How about you just pay me extra like you usually do for the next 6 month for me to find a new job." She got up and started to put her coat on again.

"Well aren't you just a skimming one, Deal I will do that only for 6 month but i'm not giving you extra pay just your regular pay than" He watched Namie take her purse digging through it, "I think you already know but just in case here is my bank info." She got up ready to leave she was about to take the computer with her: She left it as going by the door she looked back to say one final word. Then saw Izaya fidgeting so she changed her word "Did you take your medication your acting up again."

She turned back and opened the door she still wanted to say her words from before so she spoke up "Izaya." She looked at the ground back at the hallway in the apartment complex "I really do hope you rot in hell, this job was easy now I have to change, and it will be harder for me get information on my adorable brother." She looked back at Izaya who was just staring at her with no expression. She got a shiver up her back "Well bye, I will always be here if you need an assistant again." She walked out and closed the door her mind and heart were racing.

"Why did he look so mindless, he asked for it by firing me. He knows the type of person I am." She got one more good look at the door again as she entered the elevator. She then went straight home and ended up thinking about why Izaya was so weird today instead of her brother. To which her brother was like a god to her.
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Izaya went onto his couch and flopped on it. Arm over his head covering his eyes,his legs half off the couch he spoke to himself "My head hurts."

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