Luke

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Person: you need a stool to kiss Luke's lips

Me: honey, you need a ladder to reach Luke's lips
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It's true, he's that tall. I worry about him sometimes....... Worried that he might bang his head on the exit sign on top of the door.

Some 4 ft person: I want to kiss and date Luke Hemmings!

Me: honey, it's impossible. He can't even see you, he might smash you. Or trip over you.
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Sorry, no offense to any of you 4 ft fans! 😔

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