"Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset"
- Percy Jackson about Grover Underwood
"Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants."
- Schmidt
"Sounds a little Harry Potter to me."
- Daisy Johnson
