"Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself."
- Schmidt
"Just wondering how much I'm going for these days. I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe ... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?"
- Leo Valdez
"I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself."
- Leslie Knope
