i (don't) need u || jikook

fifty five =

thehopejhope:
i just opened instagram and the entire world is flipping out

minsugagenius:
seriously what is going on?

joonofdestruction:
some explaining needs to be done
a LOT of it
i'm looking at you jungkook

jeonjk0997:
how are you looking at me through your phone screen?
omg are you watching through my camera?

joonofdestruction:
i'll drag your ass to dms

jeonjk0997:
please don't drag my ass anywhere

joonofdestruction:
did we or did we not have a serious conversation the other day?

jeonjk0997:
i mean... we DID
but...

joonofdestruction:
but WHAT jungkook?

kimtaehoe:
hold on i'm so confused

jeonjk0997:
i mean it's was kind of part of the...

joonofdestruction:
OF THE WHAT?

parkchimmy:
y'all clueless or?

eatjinstagram:
apparently

thehopejhope:
no one knows what's going on
what did you guys do this time that shook the entire world?

jeonjk0997:
'this time' lmao
as if us shaking the world is a regular part of our routine

minsugagenius:
well

eatjinstagram:
i mean...

kimtaehoe:
you know...

parkchimmy:
okay what

joonofdestruction:
can someone just explain all of this?

jeonjk0997:
*looks at jimin*

parkchimmy:
*looks at jungkook*

jeonjk0997:
it was your idea, you tell them

parkchimmy:
IT WAS NOT
IT WAS THE EFFORT OF BOTH OF US

jeonjk0997:
TELL THEM

parkchimmy:
NO U

jeonjk0997:
I DONT WANNA

parkchimmy:
you useless ass buffon
you insolent dumbass
i will come over there—

jeonjk0997:
you'll come over and what?

parkchimmy:
nothing... cause i ain't coming over cause you're being a BITCHO

jeonjk0997:
...
bitcho..?

joonofdestruction:
you guys are fucking idiots

kimtaehoe:
i agree with as stated above

minsugagenius:
i too agree with the stated

parkchimmy:
lmao so like
it's funny actually

jeonjk0997:
y'all wouldn't have ever guess lol

parkchimmy:
they literally wouldn't
we're good actors

jeonjk0997:
evidently

joonofdestruction:
huh

eatjinstagram:
you idiots

parkchimmy:
so funny story

jeonjk0997:
actually HUGE plot twist

parkchimmy:
you would never know if we didn't tell you kind of plot twist

jeonjk0997:
you right

parkchimmy:
i'm always right, but that's not the point

kimtaehoe:
just tell us wtf is happening

parkchjmmy:
jungkook and i actually been dating for uh...
how long?

jeonjk0997:
are you shitting me?
you're actually kidding

parkchimmy:
i'm not
how long have i been putting up with your annoying, dumb baboon looking ass?

jeonjk0997:
DOES THIS RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?
DO YOU WANT TO END IT RIGHT NOW?
OUR TWO YEARS OF DATING
MEANT NOTHING TO YOU?

parkchimmy:
ah!
two years!
we've been actually dating for two years!
lmao but that was before we were big on the internet... we actually decided to pretend we hated each other before the fame, then us dating was meant to be a prank too but...

kimtaehoe:
HOW DID WE NOT KNOW?

eatjinstagram:
that's what i'm sayin...

jeonjk0997:
we're good actors, that's all

parkchimmy:
someone let us play the main gay roles in the next blockbuster movie

thehopejhope:
honestly, we all weren't that close back then
makes sense how we didn't delve too far into their relationship in those days

joonofdestruction:
you're right
wait so jungkook
you slipping into my dms was all part of your prank?

jeonjk0997:
well yeah kinda
it mainly was what i was going to do to make you believe i was confessing to jimin
that way, you would 'know what's up' and all those posts made it seem like i was about to confess to jimin... besides the last one which was basically me indirectly saying it lmao

joonofdestruction:
dude
why was this actually well planned out...

kimtaehoe:
bamboozled again