cross and his most memorable moments

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cross: OH MAI GOD! I KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW!





nightmare: and what might that be?






cross: well to start of i need to swallow a cucumber whole










nightmare: *spits out coffee*











cross: what? all i need to do is start a diet man, i don't know what you have against diets!





*BEEP*_____________________________________________________________________________



blue: cross? what's an orgasm?






cross: i don't know! i've never had one










nightmare: *cough*




*BEEP*--------------------------------_________________________________________________________________________



error: melody! watch this!




me: okaay?


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