cross: OH MAI GOD! I KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW!
nightmare: and what might that be?
cross: well to start of i need to swallow a cucumber whole
nightmare: *spits out coffee*
cross: what? all i need to do is start a diet man, i don't know what you have against diets!
*BEEP*_____________________________________________________________________________
blue: cross? what's an orgasm?
cross: i don't know! i've never had one
nightmare: *cough*
*BEEP*--------------------------------_________________________________________________________________________
error: melody! watch this!
me: okaay?
YOU ARE READING
IM BORRED SO HAVE SUM UNDERTALE SHIT!
Humor(some things may or may not be offensive in this place ._.) SWEARS ARE AHEAD BITCHES!