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Family Groupchat [1/5]

// warnings: inappropriate jokes

// First family group chat with the Seavey's
-Daniel J. Seavey, Sr (father) age35
- Y/f/n Y/m/n Seavey (mother) age35
-Daniel J. Seavey. Jr  (twin) age17
-Joan Angel Seavey  (twin) age17
-Bobby Seavey (baby) age16

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Members

Dani
DJ
Angel
Bobby

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Me: I just got a call from the school

DJ: it wasn't me I didn't do anything

Angel: I'm innocent

Dani: I don't even go to school

Bobby: I think she was talking about us ...

Dani: well I just got a call from DJ's teacher

Angel: ha dummy

DJ: you know i would say you're the cum shot mom should of shallowed but we're twins

Bobby: I still can't believe you two are the oldest

Me: Daniel James Seavey the 2nd WATCH YOUR MOUTH

Dani: your mom should of shallowed all of y'all

Bobby: what the heck

Angel: this is why dad shouldn't hang around Uncle Jack and Zach

DJ: excuse me sir there's children around

Me: So when we all get home everyone is grounded

Bobby: except for Bobby

Me: except for Bobby

Dani: You can't grounded me I'm your husband

Dani: I pay the bills

Dani: I'm the man of the house

Angel: oooo dad just written his own death wish

DJ: off topic of dad about to his ass handed to him but why exactly are we getting grounded mother

Dani: for starters you got kicked out class for your dirty mouth YOU need to stop hanging around Zach and Jack

Dani: TWICE

Dani: ANNND you walked out

Me: and Angel fighting? Really?

Angel: in my defense... uncle Eben and corbyn told me to given the situation I was in

Bobby: Oo yeah I was there wanna see the video she kicked that girls ass

DJ: ^ which is why I walked out of class to see my sister fight

Dani: okay so new rule of the Seavey's no more hanging out with Corbyn Zach Jack and Eben without me or your mom being there

Bobby: I hang around uncle Jonah

Me: the table breaker

Dani: NO MORE HANGING AROUND THE UNCLES

Dani: 😔 why can't I have normal kids

Bobby: why can't we why a normal dad

Me: how aren't they normal

Dani: they take after their weird uncles

Me: you take after the boys too hard headed

Dani: you make my head hard

DJ: DAD WHAT THE HECK

Angel: Okay!! Nice chat I'm going to burn my eyes and kill my phone

Bobby: please ... please tell me I'm adopted

Me: and that's why your dad is grounded

Dani: HURT

Dani: I MEANT HURT

Dani: 😭😭😭 I SWEAR I MEANT HURT

Bobby: HOW IS THAT BETTER

DJ: You should of just stayed with peepee joke

Angel: dad... you might wanna stay with uncle Jonah and aunt Tatum for the night

Me: oh so I give you a headache?

Dani: ... 😐

Daniel left the chat

DJ: hahaha

Angel: soooo are we off the hook?

Me: No

Bobby: haha losers

Angel: you know favoritism isn't right mom

DJ: yeah we live in democracy

Bobby: what does that have to do with anything

Me: hate to break it to you Junior but this is monarchy

DJ: ... makes sense

Angel: soooo how badly is dad in trouble??

Me: I don't know we'll see 😇

Bobby: that's a dangerous emoji mother

DJ: 😳

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