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//Groupchat: All the boys
//Warning: Profanities and sexual jokes (kinda)
//Monday August 2020 3 AM

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ʜᴏᴇᴠɪᴅ19

ᴊᴏɴᴀʜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴀɴɪᴇʟ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

Me: The finale hoe has arrived

Blob 🐼: who was the first? Me?

Big Poppa 🧑🏼‍🦱: Jonah made the chat so he's the first hoe 💀

Chev 👽: It was Jonah Y/n Me Jack Zach Daniel

Me: Jonah and I aren't the hoes it's the three minus bean

Catman 🐱: Corbs is a bit-

Catman 🐱: AAANNNNNYYYYWHOOOOREEEE

Dogbro 🐶: it's three in the morning WHAT THE TUCK FO YALL WANGT

Me: Some one needs some dick to calm down

Chev 👽: OMW DADDY DANIEL 😘

Big Poppa 🧑🏼‍🦱: Did we wake you? Oh no🤦🏼‍♂️ wErE sO sOrRy 😐 STOP COMPLAINING BITCH WE BEEN UP FOR GOURS CATCHING UP

Blob 🐼: we really have omg 😱

Catman 🐱: hours*

Dogbro 🐶: Hours????? AND YALL JUST NOW ASDED ME INTO THE CHAT

Blob 🐼: Daniellllllll ALL THE YELLING IS GOING TO MAKE THE BABY UPSET

Me: You're like 19? You aren't the baby stfu elf

Me: told y'all adding him would cause stress on the good crackhead vibes

Me: KICK THE THOT OUT

Big Poppa 🧑🏼‍🦱: SPARTAN KICK HIS ASS OUTTA HEREEEE SIIISSSSSS

Catman 🐱: NO ONE IS GOUNG ANYWHERE SO SHUT UO DANNMIEETTT

Corbyn changed Daniel's name to Mad 24/7

Zach changed his name to King Z 🐼

You changed Corbyn's name to OG Blonde 👱🏻‍♀️

OG Blonde 👱🏻‍♀️: THANK YOU BOOOO

Big Poppa 🧑🏼‍🦱: Mmmmmmmm TRYNNA SAY SOMETHING Y/n

King Z 🐼: Why is it the curly hair blonde emoji for Jack when he killed the curls ?????

Daniel changed Jonah's name to Wesnah 🐱

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