Picture: my dream dragon
Well then Hiccup as a baby is adorable, Hiccup younger than he is now was cute, but this movie and 20 yr old Hiccup is like dear Jesus fuck me with a white oak spoon dipped in vervain and holy water he is a hot son of a dragon riding animated bitch. And den toothless with his new Godzilla powers like WTF! And then there's Eret. That piece of Klunk turned out to be a top notch, shuck-faced dragon fucker. Excuse my language but DEAR LORD MOTHERFUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKS JESUS CHRIST SATAN IS A BITCH YOU ASSHOLES WHY DID THEY KILL MOTHERFUCKING STOICK LIKE THAT FUCK JESUS MARY CUNT ASS BITCH FUCK NUGGET SHIT TITS VAGINA LICKING BULGE SUCKING ASSWIPING SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING NOOK SUCKING FUCK FACED HELL ASS SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK THHHHHIIIIISSSSS! AND HE WAS MAD AT TOOTHLESS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... Ahem*stabs Drago and clears throat violently while punching the twins* it's chill! I'm chill! everything's chill! Don't look at me that way! I'm fine! *glares at Ben and grumbles*
Ben: *looks up from movie crying* WHY STOICK?! WHYYYYYY?! *falls to knees dramatically*
BITCH DONT TALK ABOUT THAT TRICK ASS FUCK SUCK MOMENT ALRIGHT? *kills him*
Maxi & Max(twins): uh, did u just kill him?
OH HE'LL BE BACK. THEY ALWAYS ARE. UNLIKE STOICK! Waaaaaaaaa!
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Randomness, land Awesomeness.^_^
HumorI guess this is a diary type thing. BE WARNED SATAN FOR I SHALL FIND YOU YET AND GET MY TWENTY DOLLARS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
