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Having fame and fortune wasn't everything. This was a lesson that Adam Driver had slowly come to learn. And one con of fame and fortune was public relations. God did Adam hate public relations work.

Adam's publicist called him the other day, informing him of an opportunity to volunteer at a Polish orphanage. An orphanage that hosted one little orphan boy who was not even a child anymore. His publicist begged and begged Adam to volunteer despite his objections, and Adam Driver eventually gave in.

This turn of events is what led Adam Driver to knocking on the door of an orphanage. His hairy hands turned the door handle as he walked inside. Every footstep he took caused the floorboards to creak. Adam Driver completely regretted his life.

He didn't know where the oversized man baby was, however he did hear the faintest sound of Fake Love by BTS playing from the right. He slowly headed in that direction, his heart racing. What type of creature was he about to approach? Honestly, Mr. Driver feared for his life.

Adam Driver's eyes were fixated on the source of the music. It was a large, wolf man. He stared for a moment, wondering what he was supposed to do. His phone made a noise, distracting him from the weird creature infront of him.

Adam Driver pulled his phone out of his back pocket, looking down at it. An airdrop... from Legoshi? Who the hell is Legoshi? Adam decided to risk it, accepting the airdrop.

And that's when he said wolf dick. Specifically Legoshi's wolf dick. Adam was almost tempted to throw up and have all of yesterday's food coming back to haunt him. He just stood there, dropping his phone on the ground, shattering it completely.

This guy definitely voted for Joe Biden, too.

Overcome with rage and anger, Adam Driver could only focus on one thing: revenge. He couldn't attempt to reason with himself, his head was filled with thoughts of murder. He lunged towards Legoshi, slamming his body into his and grabbing him by the neck. Legoshi didn't even have time to scream.