Incorrect Steve Saga Quotes

Part 24

Positive: that's a pretty rock

Galaxy: Void gave it to me!

Void: I threw it at you

Galaxy: He's very sweet

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Origin: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free starting right now

Alex: I think you're cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don't think of anybody but yourself

Origin: But-

Alex: Wait. I still have 23 seconds and I'm not done

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Negative: Can you pass me that human opener?

Positive: Sure thing *gives him the human opener*

Sabre: Did you just call a knife a human opener?!

Negative: was I not supposed to?

Positive: *straight faced* it's what he does

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Sabre: A wimbo way

Lucas: A wimbo way

Rainbow: A wimbo way

Positive: A wimbo way

Galaxy: *hanging from the fricking ceiling* hEEEEeeEe

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Light: Can you come help me pick up this box? It's really heavy

Dark: *picks i I p the box effortlessly* nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression

Light: I'm impressed but also very concerned

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Negative: Dang...I cut my finger..

Positive: *runs* wheeeee ooooo wheeeee ooooo wheeeee ooooo

Negative: what

Positive: *stops and puts a bandage to Negative's finger, runs again* wheeeee ooooo wheeeee ooooo

Negative: ...

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Galaxy: For training reasons, I'll try to rob you. *ahem* Gimme all your money if you want to live!

Positive: Bold of you to assume I have any money

Negative: Bold of you to assume I have a will to live

Galaxy: ... *hugs them*

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(for people who ship this)

Galaxy: I can't see!

Void: Open your eyes

Galaxy: *opens his eyes* no I just see my whole world

Void: *blushing* shut up

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Elemental: Tell me a secret about yourself

Negative: I get jealous of my phone when it dies

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Positive: I am an emotional gangster

Ghost: You cried for an hour yesterday after you saw ducklings following their mother

Positive: *tearing up* they were just lined up so perfectly and they KNEW