Incorrect Steve Saga Quotes

Part 32

Positive: Morning kiddo! Want a coffee?

Shadow: I'm good, I'm still fading in and out of existence from drinking 12 Red Bull's last night

Positive: ...Why would you do that?

Shadow: To feel something. Anyway

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Rainbow: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?

Negative: Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?

Rainbow: Nothing

Negative: I'm doing better than you, then

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Void: Alright, since I'm the boss, I'll drive. Who wants shotgun?

Sabre: You can't be serious. You ran over Dark this morning

Void: Well everyone INSIDE the car was fine, Sabre!

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Nightmare: Due to personal reasons I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean floor in a large metal box

Dark: Sabre said "I love you" and you said "thanks", didn't you?

Nightmare: the reasons aRE PERSONAL-

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Origin: *narrating Sabre eating a gummy worm off of the floor* what we have here is the ultimate smack down between Sabre and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression

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Galaxy: There's only four ways to do things: the right way, the bad way, the Galaxy way, and the Rainbow way

Rainbow: I beg your pardon?!

Galaxy: The Rainbow way is the right way but faster, and the Galaxy way is the bad way but far faster

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Void: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everybody!

Positive: *voice cracking* everybody?

Void: *sighs* everybody except you

~ Next ~

Positive: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that

Ghost: Wait, you've been to jail?

Positive: Once. In monopoly

~ Next ~

Shadow: *cups his hands around his mouth* if you hate yourself and you know it clap your hands!

Negative: *in the kitchen, clap*

Shadow: *standing right in front of Positive, clap*

Positive: *frantically looking back and forth between Negative and Shadow trying to decide who he's going to fight first*

~ Next ~

Nightmare: Hey, I got us friendship bracelets

Rainbow: Oh uh, sure, thanks *holds out his wrist to Nightmare*

Nightmare: *handcuffs himself to Rainbow*

~ Next ~

Void: Have a safe flight!

Elemental: I have no say in the matter

Void: *sneers* Die then

~ Next ~

Ghost: Positive and I don't have pet names for each other

Negative: I see. What do bees make?

Ghost: Honey

Positive: *from another room* Yeah, sweetheart?

Ghost: ...

Negative: Don't ever lie to my face again

~ Next ~

Galaxy: Aliens are real, 100%

Time: *mouths to the others* no they're not