They've had those self-checkouts in stores for awhile now, no way she was at the store last week, someone else must do her shopping.
It's true. I was shopping in Houston last week. - Dinah
Okay, then what did you buy in Houston? - Mani
I'm sure they have self-checkouts all over, not just here.
An airline. - Dinah
I know the message is meant to be a joke, because I was teasing him first, but it's a small reminder if how very different our world's are. She bought an airline, I can't even afford a plane ticket in coach to the next state over. I guess I could now, but that's because of her. She put a substantial amount into my bank account, I didn't even give her my bank information! I think it's way too much, but I'm sure she thinks it's not enough.
Look at this! -Dinah
Her next message really makes me laugh, because attached is a selfie of her in what looks like a car with an elephant animal cracker held up near her face. She looks so young and excited over an elephant shaped cracker. It's cute.
Another message comes through with a photo of the elephant's butt missing and it looks like Dinah is chewing.
And they taste delicious! - Dinah
You know you're eating an elephant's ass, right? - Mani
I love ass. ;) - Dinah
You are soooo nasty! - Mani
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. - Dinah
No thanks, I'll pass. - Mani
Just try it. - Dinah
Anal or animal crackers? - Mani
Oh my god! Why did I send that?!
Both. - Dinah
Um. No. - Mani
Why not? - Dinah
I decide to keep this little exchange innocent and not freaky.
Two words; Elephant. Ass. - Mani
Just. Try. It. - Dinah
No. - Mani
Come on, you know you want some of this. - Dinah
I'm not eating elephant butt and there is no way you can convince me to do so. - Mani
Nothing like I thought an elephant ass would taste. You might like it. - Dinah
"What are you laughing at?" Ethan asked
