a nerd and a prince

confrontation (sort of)

"You flirted with the fucking prince?"

"I know, I know, Rem," Logan groaned, falling back on his bed. "It just kind of happened."

"That's so out of character for you! You don't even know how to flirt!" Remy laughed at the indignant noise Logan made.

"I'm perfectly capable of flirting!"

"Remember when you first met me and tried to ask me out a week later?"

"I thought we agreed to never talk about that again." Logan glared at him.

Remy flopped down next to him. "But it's hilarious! You literally-"

"Never talk about it again!" Logan interrupted. "Why would he even be interested in me?"

"I hate to say it, Lo, but you're hot."

"Oh, fuck off."

"I'm serious! Lo," Remy rolled over to face him. "You're beautiful. Anyone would be so fucking lucky to have that piece of ass."

Logan rolled his eyes. "It was almost a nice moment."

"I'm known to ruin nice moments." He grinned.

"Poor Ethan." Remy nodded before Logan sighed. "I don't know how I'm going to do this."

"What, seduce the prince?"

"No," Logan laughed and shoved him off the bed. "How am I going to teach him anything when all he does is flirt?"

"Who knows," Remy shrugged. "Maybe he's going to calm down just a bit."

"Hopefully." Logan sighed.

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"He's just so," Roman ran a hand through his hair.

"Pretty?" Patton supplied.

"Hot?" Ethan smirked.

"Beautiful." Roman sighed dreamily. "He's practically perfect, like, holy shit."

Ethan rolled his eyes. "You sound like a deranged Disney prince."

"Hey!" Roman sat up and glared at him. "Be nice to me!"

"Oh yes, I'm so sorry, Your Highness," He bowed dramatically.

Patton batted playfully at his arm. "You're sounding like Virgil."

"Where do you think he got his sass?" Ethan smirked.

"Can we please focus on me and my issues?" Roman whined.

"Sure, Ro," Patton sighed. "What was your boyfriend's name?"

"He's not my boyfriend," Roman rolled his eyes. "But his name is Logan, Logan Mitchell."  Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Ethan stifle a laugh. "You know him!"

"Yes, very well, actually," He snorted. "He's Remy's best friend. I've known the guy for years."

"I thought you were Remy's best friend." Patton tilted his head.

Ethan snorted. "No, it's definitely Logan."

"But you two always hang out together and-" At Ethan's pointed look, he nodded. "Oh, never mind."

"Well? What's he like?" Roman raised an eyebrow.

"Well, what did you think about him?"

"I don't know," Roman sighed. "He just seemed smooth, articulate, almost suave but in a less fuck-boy way."

Ethan started laughing, practically doubling over in his chair. Patton giggled slightly at his brother's antics while Roman groaned. "Oh, honey, he's anything but smooth."

"Well, what else would he be like?" Roman glared.

"He's a fucking dork, that's what he is," Ethan fanned his face lightly, still laughing.

"I don't know, I've never had anyone flirt with me as much as he did."

Ethan sat up straighter, grinning. "Logan flirted successfully? Holy shit, I have to tell Remy."

"Oh, I totally forgot about that!" Patton giggled. "That might have been the funniest thing I've ever seen."

"What?" Roman raised an eyebrow.

"We're technically not supposed to talk about it," Ethan scrolled through his contacts before putting his phone on speaker. "Hey, Rems, Logan successfully flirted."

"Yeah, Lo was just talking about it." Remy's voice came through the phone. "I'm so proud of our baby." He fake sniffled. A faint 'fuck off' could be heard in the background.

"Oh, is Logan there?" Ethan smirked over at Roman whose face turned scarlet.

"Yeah, he was just telling me how gay he is for the prince-" Remy was cut off by a loud thud on the other side of the line.

There was a moment filled with static as Patton looked at Ethan, worry clear on his face.

Suddenly, a voice came through. "Pardon me, I was just shoving Remy off of the bed, please disregard everything he just said. I absolutely do not find him attractive, no matter what Remy says, I swear."

"Liar!" Remy shouted from the background and Logan just laughed.

"Well, Roman's very sad to hear that," Ethan grinned over at him. "Aren't you, Roman?"

"Oh, absolutely devastated." Roman drawled.

There was a pause where Ethan could practically hear Logan's panic before the line was cut dead.

"Did he really hang up?" Patton stared incredulously at Ethan's phone.

"Oh, Logan's gonna kill me," Ethan sighed.