Partners//TAEKOOK CRACK AU(SlowBurn_Complete)

16.

-Taehyung-

IM JUNGSHAKING HOLLY-

So your wondering what happened, well long story short me and Yoongi were walking and I slipped on a banana peel, and you guys thinkin Yoongi catched me?

Well your right except the midget dropped me because he said he was old and for karma Jimin hit him with a bus with Jungkook.

"Did you feel anything weird?" Jimin asks Jungkook. "Other than the fact I feel pregnant? Nope" "your what-"

WE IN THE HOSPITAL LMAOOOOOOOOO

Yoongi looks at me. "Taehyung where the fuck am I" I looked at him with an ugly face. "First of all, profanity who knows if army reads this shit, second of all, YOUR IN HELL enjoy it" I smile.

"Your right I am in hell, because your here" I gasp and tears start forming my eyes, Yoongi's eyes widened and he pulled me into a hug "nononono it was a joke I swear please be happy" He tried soothing me.

Ew get yo nasty hands off me. "I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED" Jin finally shows up again after all chapters, where tf was he (okay enough breaking fourth walls).

"Oh no" I snickered as a I knew what was gonna happen next, mama mode went on from 1.0 seconds. "OH MY CHICCA BANANA PEEL FLYIN TAE WHAT MESSED UP STUFF GOT YOU INTO THIS MESS" He started shaking Yoongi.

Not long did Namjoon come in, breaking the hospital wall, "JIN I TOLD YOU ITS BECAUSE HES FRAMED FOR EATING ANIMAL FUR". I stopped smirking and paused, SO DOES HE EAT HOLLY HOLY SHHII-

"Sir please leave or we will get your koreona" A doctor said. Namjoon gasps in Korean lookin offended and walks out of the whole scene by breaking through the other die of the wall.

"Why can't people just use the door" the doctor sighs and leaves. I get a call from my phone, what a coincidence it's Jimin.

Tae: yo
Jimin: Where are you? Me and Jungkook need to speak with both you and Yoongi
Tae: funny story actual- just come to the hospital
Jimin: mk m8

I hang up and look at Yoongi, "oh god" he says as he knows what I'm gonna do. "So-"

(5 hours of screaming pain later)

The door knob opens as me and Yoongi look at the door to reveal WA LUIG-

(ehem)

The door knob opens as me and Yoongi look at the door to reveal Jimin with Jungkook. Jimin looks at the still terrified Yoongi but doesn't question him.

Jimin and Jungkook pulled a chair and looked at us happily. "So what did you two wanna talk about?" I asked them.

"Me and Jungkook dating"

To be continued.....(that was a Jojo reference)

(I'll update more tomorrow I gotta sleep it's 2:51 and there's a lizard staring at me asking if I wanna have advertisement in my story on geico)