Partners//TAEKOOK CRACK AU(SlowBurn_Complete)

7.

-Taehyung-

Waking up to a cute person was not expected. Wait......did I just call Yoongi cute? oH hEckZ nAw I lIke jUngkOok

That's when I realized that I was no longer sleeping next to Yoongi. WHAT THE FACK, I DROOLED ON HIM, SHIET.

"Everyone we are getting of the plane, check if you have lost your shit or whatever" I was still shooketh, but hey, why we even in a big time rush? (OH uH oHoHo)

When I finally snapped out of thanos horror. I shook Jungkook to wake up, aww man, I should've took a picture of him sleeping like one sleeping beauty.

He woke up with wide eyes saying "Bitch am I already dead? Aw shit I should have at least brought Yoongi with me" biTch whAt

Without hesitation I slapped him, Anna whoop- "Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?" I said to him. He looked at me and smirked "No escape from reality"

I blushed when he looked at me so I pushed him, bitch flew to Jimin who was now wide awake, shorty pushed him to Namjoon who is still making out with Jin, and without them pulling a part, both kicked Jungkook to Hoseok's lap.

I took my stuff and left with Jimin following behind.

0W0

When we were outside, I smell the fresh dog shit in the air, I smelt worse from yeontan.

As I grabbed my luggage tight, the rest came out not long. We all headed to the apartment, where we would be sleeping in and farting in.

"Yoongi, where is our keys?" I asked him. He snapped out of thanos just like I did and gave me a spare key to our room.

The whole class went our separate ways and went inside the apartment assigned to.

When Yoongi opened the door, we both went to the room that had two beds in it and flopped on them because we were both HELLA tired.

That was all ruined because our teacher MISS JIGGLEJIGGLE DECIDED TO BARGE IN.

"Yoongi! Taehyung! We will be going to the food markets later at 5:20 so be ready by then!" And with that she left.

We both groaned at the same time. I lifted up my head and so did Yoongi as we both stared at each other, after a couple seconds we started laughing.

We both got up and changed into some sweaters and a beanie (BECAUSE QUACKITYHQ IS ONE CUTIE) and headed down to the lobby.

When we got there, half of the class was on the couches while the other half were outside taking pictures.

I ran up to Jimin who was talking to Jungkook about how to get aids and what not to do. But before I could do that, I took out my phone just to take a picture of the smiling Jungkook.

But was greeted with a bunch of discord notifications, WHY. My phone kept buzzing like it was gonna break so I decided not to do anything else with my phone.

Sadly I didn't take the photo.

Jimin spotted me and ran over to me while grabbing Jungkook's hand. "Where are we gonna eat again?" Jimin asked me.

I literally forgot what she said so I just shrugged. Jimin pouted and Jungkook smiles at him. Does he like Jimin?

I frowned at that thought but shook my head. It can't be, can it? That thought was still stuck on my head not eating the food on my plate.

"Stop playing with your food and eat it" Yoongi snapped me out of thanos grasp once again. "Oh yeah" I mumbled.

I can feel the stare Yoongi is giving me but I decided not to look up.

0W0

After eating, I walked up to the nearest trash can, nO I DiD noT uSe gOoGle fOr tHat (IF YOU GOT THE JOKE THEN I LOVE YOU)

Just when I thought I was alone, Yoongi decided to scare me screaming "BOO" in my ear. Which made me hit his jaw.

He rubbed his jaw in pain. "Not my fault you decided to scare me" I murmur. He glares at me but then his expression changes quickly.

"What's wrong?" He asked me. I looked away from him while sitting down the steep sidewalk. "I don't know what your talking about" I quietly say to myself.

"Don't act like a Baka Taehyung, even though I don't know you well, I can pretty much assure that something's up, so what's up?" He says while sitting beside me.

"I think Jungkook likes Jimin" I confessed. Yoongi looks at me with a smile, but then starts laughing. Is he okay? Is he drunk?

"Stop jumping to conclusions Tae, maybe there close just like you and Jimin are, then again they ARE Busan boys" Yoongi says.

I nodded while listening. Maybe I should stop worrying. Yeah. I should spend time with Yoongi, he seems cool.

0W0

As we got back to the apartment, it was already 9:24, my eyes started to get droopy, I didn't know if I could make it to the bedroom in time.

Yoongi noticed that I was about to pass out so he let me lean on him, the rest was a blur, but I can 100% assure myself that.....

Yoongi kisses my forehead and said

"Yoru no tsubuyaki"

(Translation: good night mumbler)

(I made this for those quackityhq fans, WHY IS THIS MEXICAN LIL SHIT SO CUTE)