-Taehyung-
"BITCH ASS FINALLY YOU HERE, I WOULD'VE THREW YOU ACROSS DONALD TRUMPS WALL BY NOW" The annoying ass parrot screams in my ear.
I ignored his short ass presence and sat down next to him. Not long did Miss JiggleAss/Boobs come in the room with a giant and long ruler (you nasties 🤭)
"Okay class, today we will be picking our partners for our trip to Seoul" She said, looking at the kids behind me because we both know that JIN AND NAMJOON ARE MAKING OUT WITH WEIRD ASS SOUNDS COMING FROM THERE MOUTHS.
She started asking many students but then it was my turn.
Oh shit it was my turn
Is there a restart button?
No?
Okay
When she reached to me, at the same time my legs started twitching like crazy tf.
"So, who will YOUR partner be?" She asked sternly. "Haha, um it's J-" I remembered that Jimin likes Yoongi so the only name that popped into my head was Yoongi.
"J-Yoongi ya'know, my nickname for him is jr Yoongi" I nervously said. I looked at Yoongi and eh stared at me weirdly.
Jungkook in the other hand stated hyperventilating, uh, is that a good thing? Is that normal for a human being?
Then there was Jimin
Boy if you were in my spot you would see how red he is, he gonna slice me in half on break time.
"Look Jimin I can explai-" before I could finish, he stepped on my foot as hard as he could until I let out a yelp.
"I-I deserves tha-t" I groaned. Jimin completely ignoring me, turns around and looks at the window.
I sigh and spoke, "look I panicked okay?" I half truthfully said.
"Taehyung my NAME wasen't even close to YOONGIS" He glared at me, puffing his cheeks out like one Pokémon I catched.
The bell rings and it was time to leave (I was lazy okay? And at the end I'll show you what time it is 🤤)
Me and Jimin went separate ways as Hoseok, Yoongi, Namjoon, Jin and Jungkook look at me like I'm some sort of Area 51 alien.
When I head home I posted for my mutuals as always, cause my boo's gotta seek my life somehow, and they betta not be goin around stalkin me.
I then saw Jimin's post
I went to my messages and tried to text him
I waited for his response, I mean, I know him better, then I hear a notification ding
BFF KNOWS
At least I know he ain't mad
Incoming Call
-BFH-Hello?
I can only forgive you if you tell me his secrets when we go on that trip, ANNNND you better hook me up
Of course Hoe
Great! Anyways that's all, OH! And ima be partners with YO crush
Vice versa bitch
Always hoe
Toots hoe
Sayanora slut
End call
💜
Lmao almost forgot
My school starts at 8:00 and I leave at 7 but today I'm try and stay up until school time 😞
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Partners//TAEKOOK CRACK AU(SlowBurn_Complete)
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