Many Flavors of Tea

Gut Busting Skit and End of the Date

After leaving the fight pits the two begin to make their way back to the main street in Mustafu. Something that the bully that tried to assault Deku again rubbed Ochako the wrong way, he explained that he was quirkless when he was younger but didn't buy the fact that his quirk just developed late and just so happened to manifest when he saved her. Deciding not to prude on it at the moment she continues to walk holding on to Izuku's arm as they walk in and out of corner shops looking at all the trinkets and odds n' ends each place is selling. Along their strole they stop by a crepe shop getting two dessert crepes for the two to enjoy. As they are digging into the crepes, Ochako's phone pings with a text. Izuku raises an eyebrow as Ochako goes to check it seeing that it is from one of her other clones. She shows it to Izuku as he wipes his face before reading it aloud.

"Haicha just texted me says it's important." Ochako says, showing him the little letter icon on her screen. "Tsu, Kendo and I are going to a comedy club in 20 minutes where I am going to perform standup . I'd love for you and Zuku to come by and enjoy my show." She says with Izuku arching an eyebrow in interest.

"Sounds like it can be fun, but how did she get a gig so fast? She's only been around for 3 days. Guess she has some other friends we don't know about, though that doesn't surprise me she did manage to make friends with Monoma and he hates us." He responds as Ochako gets another text from her clone.

"I'm up for seeing it if you want to Deku-kun. She just sent the address and it's not far from here."

"Sure! I love those comedy shows and your laugh is adorable!" Izuku says before blushing realising what he said.

After thanking the shop owner for the crepes, the two of them follow the address from Haicha to the comedy club a little ways away. As they are walking the two of them see a pet shop with a particularly cubby cat in the window. "Let's go talk to the people here, Eri's therapist said that she needs a therapy animal and I think that she would love that cubby kitty right there." Ochako says as they head inside the pet store. The two of them explain that they are caring for a girl that was rescued from a villain base and that she needs a therapy animal for her anxiety. The woman at the counter runs them through the adoption papers after learning that they are heroes in training and with UA. She says that since the animal is a therapy animal she needs to speak with UA's principle asking if they will allow the pet on campus. After giving her Nezu's card for her to speak with him, the two head out to finally go to the place that Haicha had sent them the address to.

Getting to the studio they are met with a metal door with an eye slide bar, as Izuku knocks on the door the sidebar opens to reveal a pair of blue eyes looking at him. "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" The man asks, Izuku ponders this for a moment before asking a question back. "African or European?" He responds before the door is opened. Ochako gives him a questioning look before shrugging and heading inside the building. They walk along a brick hallway with posters of comedians along the walls and awards hung beside them. The main area is littered with round tables in front of the stage with a bar off to the side. As they sit down a waiter walks by and asks them if they would want anything, the two just ask for tea before turning to face the stage just as Haicha walks on. A few cheers from the audience are heard as she walks up to the mic and takes it off the stand before said stand floats away.

"Hello everybody! Before we get started I have a question for you guys? Who here has kids? I really want kids but my boyfriend and I aren't married yet so we won't have any rugrats for a little while but we do have an adopted daughter we are taking care of." Haicha asks as a few hands in the crowd answer her question. "How old then?"

"13!"

"13?! You don't look a day over 25 how do you have a 13 year old?" Haicha says complimenting a woman who looks like she's in her late thirties. "Speaking of, 13 year olds are the meanest people In the world. I hate them to this day. Like when I am walking down the street and a group of 13 year olds is walking towards me I will walk to the other side of the street on principle." She says getting some of the audience to laugh. "Because 13 year olds will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing you don't like about you. They will take one look at you and go: Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Look at that low waisted woman she's got masculine hips and I'm all like: NO!!! THAT'S SOMETHING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!!!" She shouts getting everyone including Izuku and Ochako to start laughing.

"Now that I have a boyfriend you can do anything to me and I don't care, like the level of crap I am willing to take is astonishing. The other day I was taking a flight from visiting a friend off the main island and I had to book a flight with some garbage airlines. I don't want to name some actual airlines so let's call this one like Delta Airlines or something." which causes several audience members to start laughing. "So I booked a ticket with delta airlines. And I'll show up at the airport and I'll go. Can I get on the plane now please? And they go No it's been delayed 9 hours." She says before making a spitting sound. "I will say Okay! And then I go to the bathroom, then I go out of the bathroom and I'll say Any updates? And they go Yeah we took off while you were in the bathroom because we hate you. Now go take this meal voucher that doesn't work go fetch! And I go Okay! Then I go over to the sandwich shop and say can I get a sandwich please and he screams No!" She explains with the audience beginning to start to hold their sides from laughing too hard. "I just say: Okay, then they reply with You're a little fat boy aren't you. I go, Nooo. Then he shouts Say it! I'm a little fat boy, then I go over to the delta help desk which is an oxymoron and I ask Can I go home on an airplane please? And they go No! We're going to frame you for murder and you're gonna go to jail for 30 years. Then I ask why are you doing this to me?! They say: Because this is delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare!" She sings in a song like tone with now even the wait staff laughing. "But with my boyfriend he would just be like, let's just go see if Southwest has any flights and then it's better."

After her joke she takes a bow and winks to Izuku in the audience before walking off stage. The next entertainer to come on stage flopped miserably and so much so that Izuku and Ochako had to leave to save themselves from second hand embarrassment. After leaving the comedy club the two make their way back to the pet shop where the woman had already gotten all the necessities that they would need for the portly pussy cat. Izuku thanks her for getting what they would need before trying to fetch his wallet. The woman stops him by saying that a hobo looking man hand swung by and took care of the payment and had even bought the cat a cat tree and cat litter box for it. They thank the woman profusely before picking up the pet carrier with the snow white chubby kitty inside and heading back towards UA. just as they leave the woman remembers something about said cat but before she could tell them they had already left.

Back at UA:

"That was amazing! I had no idea that Haicha was a comedian that was amazing!" Toru exclaims though floating tears of laughter.

"I'm surprised myself, she even got Ahcha and Tiicha to both laugh at her jokes." Mina says, pointing to the two clones who are giggling and laughing up a storm. "Though it looks like we are going to have to put the rest of the plan on hold because their date is over from the looks of it." Mina says as she watches through Haicha's body cam of the two walking towards the train station to head back to UA.

"They get a pet or something?" Momo asks, pointing out the per carrier that Izuku is holding in his off hand.

"Eri's therapist said that she needed a therapy animal so they probably got her a cat for her anxiety. I saw Aizawa and Mic hoisting a cat tree up the staircase to Izuku's, Ochako's, Ochako's Ochako's Ochako's Ochako's and Ochako's room a few minutes ago." Jirou says as they watch the two enter the train with Haicha soon taking a seat next to them and starting a conversation.

"Let's write down the other's ideas for another time they go out then we can do Rii's Dai's and Tiicha's ideas." Mina says as she flips a switch under the table returning the room back to normal.

With Izuku, Ochako and Haicha:

The train ride back to UA was a quick trip with them chatting about nonsense along the way. Haicha even opens the pet carrier and takes out the white cat with a set of soft red eyes. She comments on the cat looking similar to Eri to which Ochako says that it was also the reason why she chose the cat for Eri. She also comments on the cat looking rather portly but brushes it off on the caretaker feeding her a bit too much. The train soon stops and the three of them return to the dorms excited for Eri to come home to a few surprises. She would be back in a day or two and will be very surprised to meet multiple versions of her Mommas and a new kitty.