ThE rAnDoMnEsS oF rEaLiTy

I'd like to speak with the color protection agency...

Ah, colors.

Everyone knows them.

Unless you're blind...

Anyways!

To me, it's the usual. Red could mean anger or love, blue means sad or boy, pink and purple means girl, you get what I'm saying. Some colors mean good. Some mean bad. When someone thinks of a rainbow, they think of good. When someone thinks of white, also good. When someone thinks of red and black, they think of evil.

All very normal things, right? And then, one night, it hit me. There is one color that is not as plain and simple as it seems. A color that is secretly being abused and has a darker side to it. A color, that once you take a closer look, isn't as friendly as it appears. (If you are thinking this sounds like MatPat, or Game Theory, that's because I'm envisioning him saying this.)

I'm talking about...

Purple.

Now I know, I know, this doesn't make any sense. I mean, purple is such a friendly color! What am I talking about, a "darker side"? Well, just hear me out. Or, read me out, since you can't hear me... Yeah...

Think of all the things that are purple. Now just think of the bad things that are purple. Probably didn't come up with a lot, didja? Well, let me make a list for you.

Thanos, Purple Guy from FNaF, acid, poison, Widowmaker from Overwatch (I don't care if you say she's blue), and more that I can't think of right now.

All of those things are bad. When acid isn't neon green, it's usually purple. Poison is almost always purple. Thanos, Purple Guy, and Widowmaker are all bad guys. But there is one, huge thing that is bad, and purple.

Evil magic.

Evil magic is almost always purple, especially dark magic. And the reason for that is they want the spell to glow. And black doesn't glow. If it did, that's not black, it's grey. So they turn to purple. When someone sees a spell that is a mix of black and purple, they immediately know that it's bad. And the thing is, NO ONE EVEN NOTICES. If it's dark purple, it's bad. That is EVERYONES' logic, even if they don't realize it.

So that's my rant.

Thanks for listening.

Or reading.

Or.....

Screw it, just seeya.