Life is weird.
Sometimes it makes no sense.
Truth can be stranger than fiction.
For example.
Yesterday, I got hurt by a window. A FRICKING WINDOW.
Today, it feels like its spring, almost summer. And I'm sitting next to a FIRE. OUTSIDE. IN THE WARM SUN. WHAT IS MY LIFE.
And sometimes, I make mistakes so weird or extreme, I couldn't make them again if I tried.
As I said in one of my previous entries.... wait that's it! That's what I'll call them! ENTRIES! Anyway, as I said before, I ran into a DOOR. And I was WALKING. And it was an ACCIDENT. HOW DO YOU WALK INTO A DOOR!?!?!?!?
Sometimes I'm lucky. For example, sometimes when something is coming towards me, like a ball, it hits me. But most of the time, IT DOESN'T. IT'S LIKE I CAN'T ACCIDENTALLY BE HIT BY STUFF.
This one is short. Sorry.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT!!!!!!
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ThE rAnDoMnEsS oF rEaLiTy
RandomThis is a terrible thing, but if you like randomness, be my guest. And always remember... In this world... It's yeet... Or be yeeted...
