aah, everything made sense, but that still doesnt stop me having boners 4 times a day.
kim taehyungs shift was excruciatingly long. have sympathy on the guy. his head and dick was practically convulsing from curiosity. so the minute his shift ended, swung on his coat and packed up his bag and bolted out of the place. you could've seen this motherfucker down the street and swore he was goddamn naruto.
he fumbled with his keys, the bitch not going in the stupid keyhole but when he did, he swung it open with pace and locked it again. double locked it. he took everything off and got into his comfy clothes (shirtless, his golden pecs glowing in the apartments lightening, with sweats that hung loosely on his hips.)
he made himself some tea and plopped down onto the sofa, sipping his tea with a contented sigh. the warm liquid running down his throat, his stomach nice and warm. comfortable. for now.
he unlocked his phone and opened twitter with a shaky sigh and a hand run through his dark permed hair. 'okay let's see who this actually is then.' he thought and took another sip of his tea, trying to calm his nerves. he pressed onto bookmarks and closed his eyes straight away, like a kid when a kissing scene comes on in front of their parents. obviously he did this so he didn't get another cursed boner. he blindly pressed onto the icon and the profile popped up. he opened his eyes again and oh my god.
he owns a fucking nsfw account. OBVIOUSLY. taehyung should've fucking guessed that by now! lookie here guys, we've got our own fucking sherlock fucking holmes! okay. breathe. enough sarcasm. his eyes wondered all over the profile, taking in the aesthetic and analysing everything with a sigh.
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his eyes widened at the header. the other in what? he could make it out to be a maids outfits/lingerie sort of thing. whatever it was, it was fucking hot, no denying from here thats for fucking sure! he sighed in relief when it said he was 23. imagine if he wasn't.. that would've been a.. sticky situation. moving on..haha.
and god the rest of the bio, he agreed with on a emotional, physical, mental, sexual level. taehyung could not FATHOM how he could be sexy and cute. was it some sort of magical power? fuck me but probably! taehyung would believe anything at this rate.
the location was obviously wasn't a real location but did taehyung secretly want it to be? oh hell yes, but shh! it's a secret.
the boy, taehyung didn't know his name. so let's call him baby. baby, however, had been on here since fucking November 2017! so he started when he was 20 ish. okay. coool.. uh. from taehyungs demeanour, he seemed.. apprehensive, because he was on edge. the power baby had on taehyung was mindblowing.
he pressed onto the tweet with the video in it, wanting to see it comments. because he was a curious fucker.
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