Funny sayings

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Most of the time..... when you're crying,nobody notices you're tears.

Most of the time..... when you're worried,nobody feels you're pain.

Most of the time..... when you're happy nobody sees you're smile.

But when you fart just one time......

The road to success is under construction.

I know the voices in my head aren't real.... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely Awesome!

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

sometimes when i close my eyes i can't see.

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