A bloke goes into the doctors office and says that his body hurts wherever he touches it. "Impossible! Says the doctor. "Show me." The bloke takes his finger presses on his left shoulder and screams. Then he pushes on his elbow and screams even more. He pushes his knee and screams. Likewise, he pushes his ankle and screams. Everywhere he touches makes him scream. "I think I know what the problem is" the doctor say. "Your fingers broken."
