Malaya spends some time with her uncles
Michael and Jeremy were out of town for a couples cruise, and their friends immediately volunteered to watch Malaya. Jake And Rich were picked since they asked first and they just loved spoiling her the most
Rich was in the kitchen making lunch while Jake was reading to Malaya in the dining room
"'Then Will looked George dead in the eye and told him, 'Get out of my way. Loser.', and left him alone in the bathroom to wonder where it all went wrong.'"
"I don't like Will anymore." Malaya pouts
"Don't worry, kid," Rich calls out from the kitchen, "he'll get better in the end!"
"Rich! Don't spoil it!" All Jake can hear is his laughter. He turns back to Malaya "So, Malaya, what's new with you?"
"Well, dad and papa said I could dye my hair." She replies "But they said after they come back."
"We could dye your hair." Rich says, walking into the dining room with three plates and sets them on the table "I dyed my hair when I was twelve, and it turned out great."
"Okay, why not?" Jake pulls out his phone "I'll call Jeremy and ask if it's okay."
Jeremy immediately picked up and starts panicking
"What's wrong with Malaya?"
"Is she okay?"
"Did Rich start another fire?"
"DID SHE TAKE A SQUIP?!"
"You may have a head start, but I will hunt the two of you-"
Jeremy's voice is cut off, and they hear Michael
"He's been like this all day." He says, exhausted "But is something wrong with Malaya?"
"Don't worry," Jake says "She's fine. Malaya, say hi."
"Kumusta, papa!"
"Kumusta, bata!"
"Anyway," Jake continues, "We were just gonna ask if we could dye her hair."
"I don't see why not." Michael replies "But nothing crazy, or Jeremy's gonna have a heart attack."
When they got to the beauty supply store, Jake and Rich let Malaya pick out a color while they looked for supplies needed to dye hair
"You think Jeremy will kill us if we use a bleaching agent?" Jake asks
..."Nah." Rich replies with a shrug, then he and Jake went to look for bleach that was safe for Malaya's natural hair. Malaya runs over to them with two bottles of hair dye "Chandler Red" and "Sawyer Blue". They assumed the store didn't have the shade of purple she wanted and they had to mix the colors
One Week Later
"We're back!, Michael shouted as he and Jeremy stepped into the house
"Hey, guys," Jake greets them "how was the cruise?"
"Where's my baby?!" Jeremy shouted, he pulled a bottle of Mountain Dee Red out of his bag "Is she okay?!"
"Tall-ass, she didn't take a Squip." Rich reassures him "Mal! Your dads are here!"
Malaya comes running down the stairs with a mix of red and blue hair "Hi daddy! Hi papa! Uncle Rich and Jake dyed my hair!"
Jeremy sighs in relief, "Oh thank God!"
"Okay, so long story short, we thought she wanted a shade of purple they didn't have." Jake says
"Well, at least you got our favorite colors." Michael says, ruffling Malaya's curly multicolored hair
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Boyf Riends: Mell-Heere Family
FanfictionOneshots about Jeremy, Michael, and their daughter, Malaya Apocalypse Mell-Heere. Get ready for Squip Squad aunts and uncles, PTA moms, and so much fluff!