(before he lost his quirk, also you're all third years)
Denki: *is sitting on a couch in the common room, brain fried* if...if Bakubro got his quirk when he was a little kid and his quirk is explosions. Does that m-make him a baby boomer?
Y/n: *sitting on the floor, next to him* Denki, like I said, crackhead hours are over and you shouldn't be thinking this hard when you're fried.
Denki: Okay but, if Jesus can walk on water, c-can he swim on land?
Bakugou: *walks into the room* Oh, for fucks sake.
Mirio: *pops his head from the couch cushion* I can!
Everyone other than Mirio: *screams in fear*
Y/n: *realizes* Oh! Hey, Babe!
Mirio: Hey, Y/n!
Bakugou and Denki: *these are confusing times*
Y/n: *throws a lemon at Mirio*
Mirio: *catches it with his mouth, like this is normal*
Bakugou and Denki: Huh?
