Y/n: Hey, babe.
Shoji: Yeah? What's up?
Y/n: Why are there a shit ton of lemon peels in the garbage??
Shoji: Language!
Y/n: Spanish! Now, answer my question.
Shoji: Idk, maybe you ate them while you were sleep walking again, babe.
Y/n: Maybe...... Why do you always wear that mask?
Shoji: Oh, um... I was kinda bullied a lot when I was younger about how horrific my mouth looks. So, I wear a mask to cover it.
Y/n: Okay... Well, I'm going to buy more lemons. (Just pretend that they're not in quarantine) Bye! *Walks out of the house*
Shoji: Bye!
In Shoji's mind: Thank God she didn't take my mask and saw that I ate the lemons.... Shit, she can read minds...
Idk what this is tbh, thank you guys for all of the votes and reads... I don't know why y'all still read this but okay 😂. Baiiiiiii
