Fucking with the Wrong People(BTS×Lisa Manoban mafia/One Shots)

Lazy Day at the waterpark

For me and the rest of my seven idiots a lazy day is nothing crazy or anything. Jin cooks or watches movies. Namjoon reads or sleeps. Yoongi sleeps, nothing new. Hobi will play with Minnie or dance. Jimin will dance or just cling to someone. Taehyung will watch anime or shop. Jungkook will gym or do something with one of his hyungs or the idiot will play overwatch. And I will eat, sleep or dance.

But today I have planned something. Something very special. Today we were going to the water park. I had booked out the whole park for us to enjoy all the rides togehter and then later that evening we would have diner in some ridiculously expensive restaurant. I had a big smile on my face and I skipped down the stairs. "Yahhh my favorite idiots~" I sang as I skipped into the living room. "Yes?" Asked Namjoon oppa as he looked up from his book and smiled.

"I have a surprise" I said and smiled. "No" Mumbled Yoongi as he stirred in his half awake half asleep state. "Yes, now boy's go get your swimming trunks on, I booked us a day at the waterpark" I said and Taehyung jumped up and hugged me while I started jumping with him. "YAYYYYY!" Me, Taehyung, Jungkook, Jimin and Hobi yelled as we all dashed twords our rooms to get ready. "We are taking care of children" Said Jin as he and the rest of them walked up the stairs.

"Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster!" Me, Jungkook, Taehyung, Jimin and Hobi were demanding as we didn't want to wait anymore and wanted to go on rides. "Shut up, shut up, shut up you little pricks!" Yelled Yoongi oppa as he had enough of all our noise. "But oppaaaaaaaa" I whined but received a death glare from making pout and sink into my seet. "We are almost there princess and you other four idiots" Said Jin and we jumped singing in happiness.

"No it's leviooosa not leviosaaa" I said as me and Taehyung were having a fight about Harry Potter. "Bitch back up, you don't watch enough Harry Potter" He said and I gasped. "I beg you unbearable pardon? At least I don't spent my money all on Gucci" I said and he gasped. "How dare you, at least I don't dress like a hobo" He said and I almost jumped him. "Fight me bitch" I said and smacked his head. "Lisa you can't fight Taehyung" Said Namjoon. "My hands are rated E for everyone" I said and Jungkook laughed with my. "Maknae power bitches, we are the world wide maknae's!" We yelled and Jimin took Taehyung's side.

"We will steal you banana milk and if you continue to be brats I'll take all your snacks you hide in your room!" Said Taehyung and Jimin nodded. "As we should" They said and high fived. "Bitch touch our banana milk and that will be the last thing you touch" I said and we glared at them. "Ok ok ok stop fighting please we're here" Said Jin and me and Jungkook jumped out the car and raced to the entrance. "YAH COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT'S" Yelled Jin as me and Jungkook giggled and ran to the first ride. "Ohhhh Kookie look at that oneeee~" I said and pointed at it while jumping up and down.

"Let's go shortie let's goooo~" He said and grabbed my hand and we ran to the top. "Woahhhh look we're so high uppp" I said and he nodded. "Let's go together" He said and I nodded. We sat next to each other and took each other's hand. "1! 2! 3!" He counted and we went down screaming. "AHHHHHH" I yelled as we slide down the slide into the water. "HAHAHAHA! Lisa look at your hair!" He laughed as my hair was all over my face. "Kookie oppa you look like a coconut" I stated with a giggle.

"YAH! YOU TWO LITTLE BRATS GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!" We heard Jin oppa scream and we both gulped. "Uh-oh" We both said in union. "Yes oppa?" I asked and gave and innocent look and smile. "Yes hyung?" Asked Jungkook also with a innocent smile. "You two little brats run away and make us carry everything, tonight you two will wash the dishes do I make myself clear!" He yelled at us and we give a quick nod. It was rare to get him this angry and him scolding us scared the shit outta me. "Crystal" We said and he nodded with a huff. "Now you may go play my children" He said with his mother side and me and the other maknae's glared at each other and ran away.