Fucking with the Wrong People(BTS×Lisa Manoban mafia/One Shots)

One Shot (Lisa is pregnant prank)

Please do not fear, it's just a one shot so it's not part of the storie, I just read a comment from MoonjinSmuts where she requested Lisa to be pregnant so here is a one shot to how each member would react to Lisa pranking them that she is pregnant, enjoy

•Namjoon

I was in the bathroom for the last hour, I was going to prank Namjoon today and the rest of the guys. I gave them this beautiful cake/booty and now they shall get pranked. I was going to do Namjoon first because I knew he was going to notice first so I got a fake pregnancy test well two of them and I knew that they were going to shit themselfs.

As I said, I am a master at pranking so for that one hour I sat watching sad animal video's, so you can kinda just imagine how I cried my eyes out, so my eyes were red and puffy. As I made my way down stairs I went to Namjoons room. I opened the door and thats when his eye's fell on me and then the show began.

"I'm so sorry" I cried out and I saw him freeze with a look of terror on his face. "Wait-babygirl what's wrong?" He asked and moved closer to me, which made me back away. "I-I didn't me-mean to-ple-please forgive me" I cried out again and he grabbed me but I decided to play hard and I tried to wiggle out of his arms but he was to strong.  "Ple-please don't hu-hurt me!" I yelled out a little louder and cried more thinking of that pour puppy that died that made me cry for real.

"I would never hurt you, what happend?" He asked and I just shook my head. "I-I-I.....I-I'm p-preg-pregnant" I chocked out and I could feel him freeze. "Fuck" He whispered and I almost laughed. He hugged me closer and I cried but I was actually letting out breathy laughs so I did sound like I was crying. "It's ok babygirl, we'll be fine, everything will be fine, we can take care of the baby toghter" He whispered to me amd I just nodded.

"Th-the-theres o-ne mo-more th-thing" I said with a shaky voice. "Yes babygirl?" He asked me and ran his hands through my hair. "Happy late April fool!" I yell out and start giggling. "What the fuck Lisa, I almost shited myself!" He yells out and starts to tickle me and I giggle even more. "Sorry daddy, but I'm gonna prank Jin next" I say and smile evily. "Ok I'll stay here and I won't say a word" He says and I nod and walk out.

•Jin

I saw him in the kitchen so I walked twords him and grabbed his hand and walked twords his room and shut the door and I started crying again and I saw the look of terror. "I-I'm s-so-so so-sorry" I cried out and I saw him with tears in his eyes. "P-princess- wait what happend?" He asked and pulled me into a hug which of course I needed to get out of but didn't want to.

"Shhh baby-it's okay princess" He tried to calm me down but all I could think of was that poor kitty they found in the street after a car drove over it. "What happend princess?" He asked me and looked at me. "I-I-I-I-I'm.... p-preg-pregnant" I said and I saw him turn pale and I almost broke my cover so I pulled myself away trying to be over dramatic. He caught me and kissed me gently and hugged me. "It's okay princess, you'll be fine, we're all here for you" He cooed and played with my hair.

"There's one more th-thing o-oppa" I say and look down and then back up. "Happy late April fools" I say and begin to let out giggles and I see him laughing as well. "You little shit" He says and laughs again. "Shh oppa, I'm gonna go do Jungkook oppa next" I say and he nods and I left.

•Jungkook

I was up and ready to meet my mortal enemy who goes by the name of Jeon Jungkook. I didn't hate him. Oh dear of course not. I just wanted to run him over with my car now and then. He always. And I repeat, always ate my food. Like bitch back up. I was outside his room and I got it toghter and walked into his room and he looked up at me and I cried. He instantly got up and hugged me. "Shortie whats wrong?" He asked and I wanted to push him when he called me shortie, bitch