Your x-boyfriend, 6ix9ine, had just left you for a younger girl in Utah, and ever since he packed his suitcase and ran out the door with you screaming behind him, you had been crying yourself to sleep every night.
As you sat there in bed at half-past three in the morning drying your read, teary face with toilet paper and a bottle of wine to keep your company you got an excellent idea.
You threw out the pictures you had of 6ix9ine and told yourself, that life was too shot to be sad about rainbow boys.
You found your phone and installed Tinder! Right after that, you bought a pink vibrator online <3
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From this moment on, your life was going to turn in ways you'd never known was possible!
YOU ARE READING
The Theory of the Hole - VsauceXreader
FanfictionYou scroll through Tinder and notice a good looking guy. *Right swipe*. That's where the journey begins. "not all holes are created equal" - Vsauce, The Theory of the Hole.
