you had just woken up and noticed that there was thick, red blood everywhere. You look down and notice all your fingers are gone. They don't stick to your hand anymore. What a disaster! you collect all your 10 fingers. They are laying around in your bed. You try to put them back in your hand, but they just won't stick to your skin.
"How did all my fingers fall off?" you ask yourself out loud like they do in anime. "It was probably because I was swiping left and right on tinder all night long".
You approached the kitchen and took a vase with some water in the bottom, and placed your fingers with the nails upwards. this was difficult because you only had your palm, elbow, and tongue to do it with.
You went to your room to see if you had matched on Tinder with anyone so far.
You had a ton of matches! wow, so cool! <3
One of them had texted you. A strange-looking guy with intense eyes and two fingers on his chin so he looked like a clever man.
Well, hello fellow Homosapien
"Omg, what should I write?" you said out loud and placed a hand on your open mouth. You tried to find the right sentence but nothing sounded good. All of a sudden you accidentally hit the send button and this was what you wrote.
Hey, you wanna play some Wii Sport some day ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Well, there was no turning back now, so you went to the kitchen and made yourself some pancakes.
When they were ready to get eaten and all moist in sirup under a slice of good, soft butter you accidentally dropped the plate in chock. The plate split into a thousand pieces and crashed all over your floor when you saw something WILd STaRING At Y0UU!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
The Theory of the Hole - VsauceXreader
FanficYou scroll through Tinder and notice a good looking guy. *Right swipe*. That's where the journey begins. "not all holes are created equal" - Vsauce, The Theory of the Hole.
