Something terrible had happened. You should never have put your fingers into that vase with the water because the fingers had grown into a monster with four heads. The monster moved towards you so you tried to run away, but got caught up in a corner. Screaming. Crying.
"SoMeBoDY HELp mE!"
"Noone will help you, (Y/n)," the monster said. "You shouldn't have been on Tinder all night. Now we'll make you feel how it is to suffer like that. We'll swipe you left and right for hours on end!"
"NO!"
"YES!" the finger monster said and grabbed your body, to drag it around your apartment. You kept yelling for help, but no one heard you. The finger monster held you in front of the dining table and said, "So, let's play a game (Y/n). Let's say the table is your phone screen, and you're on Tinder..."
"Oh no."
"Now, I'll make you feel the pain that we, your fingers, have suffered the whole night of you swiping left and right on this shitty app!"
"Please, mercy!"
"No. No mercy, (Y/n)," and with that being said the finger monster dragged you left and right over the table. Your face was downwards slamming the table. You felt your warm, sticky blood drip from your nose. This was a real shitty situation. The monster kept swiping for hours until it got tired and fell asleep on your floor.
You tiptoed over its big ugly body with the four heads and ran to your room. Grabbed your phone and washed your face from blood, before you ran out the door. What should you do now? you knew no one in this part of the city. You tried to call your family and friends, but they all hate you because you don't have a famous boyfriend anymore.
You sat at a cafe and looked down at your hands with no fingers. This week had been so shitty and now this... monster. You opened Tinder because you didn't know what else to do, and saw that the strange-looking guy had texted you back.
Oh, yes. I would play Wii Sport at any time
well, I don't have any plans for today
cool *¤*
you wanna hang ^.^
Yeah, where are you
I'm in my mum's car o_O
You and the strange-looking guy planned to go meet and watch the sunset together at the quay. You didn't know what to do cause you couldn't just go home and play Wii Sport as promised, because of the monster in your house. Would he get disappointed?
Well, the time will show what will happen, you thought.
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The Theory of the Hole - VsauceXreader
FanfictionYou scroll through Tinder and notice a good looking guy. *Right swipe*. That's where the journey begins. "not all holes are created equal" - Vsauce, The Theory of the Hole.
