Oli London Remarries

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It was a beautiful day. The divorce court had just opened. Oli London and Cardboard Jimin had just had a fight about how you should summon Satan, which is stupid. Oli was driving down to the divorce court, aka We Kill Marriages. "I want to divorce this man." said Oli. He pulls Jimin out of his car trunk and goes to see the judge. (sorry i dont know how a divorce works im stupid) Well after the trial, Oli decides to get drunk. He meets a beautiful woman named Bridget at a bar, and f*cks her. They decide to get married. But what happened to Cardboard Jimin..?

Well, Jimin meets a lovely old man, whos like 57 idk on the street after oLi eY oH dumps him in a trash. Hitman Bang thinks to himself: What the hell are you doing go get Jimin and turn him into an attraction at your freak show!

Hitman Bang picks up Cardboard Jimin and bring him into his office. "We'll give you a shower" as he proceeds to yeet him into an indoor pool. Jimin died, and only his ex, Oli was there to step on the grave. (i am so sorry baby mochiiii) But back to Oli London and Bridget. Once they got married, here are some highlights. "Do you take Bridget at your terrible wife who still isn't allowed to legally get married?" The priest said. Oli responded with nothing, all he did was slap the priest. Bridget was terrified. "What the $#*$#&$38-;$' are you doing!" she exclaimed. The wedding was cancelled. To get over her failed attempt on being a good person, she decides to get drunk and find Hitman Bang. Soon, she is married. "You may now kiss the bride" said the priest. Hitman Bang decides to have a tantrum although he's 47, it didn't stop him. Bridget kissed him to break the terrible noise. They were married at last! Soon, they went to a room and fucked for the rest of the day which is 8 hours they fucked. 

9 months later

"PUSHHHHHHHH!"

"i cant lmao"

"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"ok"

And soon 294 babies were birthed. Bridget died while having her 294 kids, which somehow all survided. bUt thEn bRidgEt cAmE bacK tO lIfeE! Hitman Bang summoned Satan in order to bring her back. The end.

I am SO sorry you had to read that. I might make a part 2 do u want it?