Bender x Fry (FRENDER) OneShots

Team Work

"But why do I have to do it?"

"Because you have claws! They are much stronger than hands"

Dr. Zoidberg frowned and crossed his arms.

"Well, what if I refuse?"

The professor looked at Fry, shrugging.
"Well, er. Then you will get fired!" Fry quickly added which seemed to have a great effect on the so-called Doctor.

"Oh, how I love helping my friends out!" The lobster-octopus alike creature clenched onto one of the metal bars he was supposed to bend.

However, they didn't seem to move.
As Dr. Zoidberg struggled, Bender stood by Fry and made fun of the poor red creature.
"Hah! Do you call that BENDING? Pathetic!"
The whole team gave the robot a particular look.

"Why don't you bend it, then?"
Hermes suggested with a glimpse of irritation in his voice.

The bot grinned.
"Well," Arrogance could be sensed miles away. "I would do it, BUT-" Bender paused in mid-sentence, staring straight ahead.

Leela waved her hand in front of Bender's face.

"Yes, Bender?" She asked impatiently.
"Ah, shit. I couldn't come up with a valid excuse. Zoidberg, move"

The bot pushed the sea creature away from the metal bar before picking them up without much effort.

Fry let out an impressed gasp as the others rolled their eyes.

"Woah, you are hella strong, Bender!"
The ginger baby boy was genuinely impressed which Bender absolutely noticed.

"That's right, Baby. Check this out" The robot held the metal bars over his head with one hand, spinning them without any effort. He then bent them.

"Oh god. Get a room the two of you!" the professor shook his head.
"but before you do, please place the bars over here!"

Bender did as he was told.

"Man, bending makes me thirsty" The bot opened his chest plate and grabbed a cold one.

"Hey, Fry?" Amy twirled her hair.
"So, I and Kif are going on a date tonight, and I was wondering if-"

"Sorry, not interested" The male walked up to his best friend and gave him five!

"What? You didn't even hear my offer!"

"I don't need to. Sure, it would be fun getting free meals and all but-"

"Tonight is Bender night!"
The two of the male's finger gun motioned each other before snickering.

"What's so extraordinary about Bender Night, anyhow?"

"Yeah, you have never skipped Bender Night" Leela promptly replied.
"Not even on my birthday" Zoidberg continued.

"Well-" A thousand motives leaped through Fry's mind. The cuddling, the dinner, the games they played, the hand-holding, the stargazing.
Fry could come up with at least a thousand reasons that Bender Night is much better than any other night.

Bender would not quit grinning. He couldn't help it though.

"Yeah, Fry. What's so great about it?"

"Well, we play super cool games and we always manage to win in the end! We make a great team and no offense but you guys play like girls"

Everyone except Fry and Amy gasped.

Benders grin dissolved into a poker face.
"Sick burn, brother" The two best buddies bro-fisted!

"Oh, video games you say? I am operating on a virtual reality world that recreates the 90s in the exact specification!"
"Meh. Mayhap another time" Fry shrugged.
"Oh, professor" Amy was quick to exclaim.
"Do we have any more deliveries?"
"Right!" The professor blithely affirmed!
"Bad news everyone. We don't have any deliveries. It seems like our employee Scruffy has thrown away our deliveries for now"

"Oh no! How could that have occurred?"

"Shesh, calm down boss lady. It can't be that bad. Less work, right?"

The professor shrugged.
"Ah, I guess that's right. It was only three cases filled with rare cigars," The professor laughed softly at the robot who now seemed dumbfounded.

"Rare cigars?"

"Oh, the rarest form of cigars! Made by papyrus, the most expensive paper in the universe. It was rolled by hand, signed and-"

"Kissed by Keanu Reeves" Bender perfected, dropping down on his knees. The bot wailed.
"Oh, come on Bender! It's only a couple of cigars"

"Those cigars would have made me rich! I'd be a billionaire! I wouldn't have to be wasting any of my precious time with you losers. I could be in a jacuzzi with hookers!"

Fry didn't seem to really empathize with his best friend at that point. He was in deep thoughts. I know, I am shaken too. Since when does Fry THINK?

" Fry? Are you alright?"
The delivery boy snapped out of it as soon as he detected Leela speak up.

"Ah, yes! Sorry, I don't know whatever got to me"

"You sure?" Bender hastily appended with a troubled pitch but with his regular facial expression.

"I don't fancy my buddy feeling dispirited. It was only some dull cigars, right sports?"
The Bending unit wrapped his arm around Fry's waistline which of course raised some suspicion from the group.

"Ah, I just remembered! I gotta tell you something remarkably important! In private!" Fry hastily declared.
"Oh? Fine." Bender let go of his buddy and within a span of two minutes, the two of them locked themselves into the restroom.

The robot swiftly grabbed a smoke before his buddy originated a discussion with him.

"What's up, sugar?" Bender puffed some of the toxic smoke out of his mouth.

"You almost gave it away!" Fry was right in Bender's face. He looked somewhat upset.

Rather than taking the opportunity to make one of his normal ruthless responses, the bot smirked.

"I know. It's getting difficult to pretend, you know?" For a few moments, the two of them observed one another. The bot dumped the cigar on the floor before extinguishing it.

"What are you saying?" Fry's voice was low, worried the others may overhear them.

The bending unit took a step closer to his companion, cornering him.

"It's tough. Not being capable of kissing you," Bender pinned his buddy against the bathroom wall behind him. The ginger individual swallowed with a flustered expression.
"You are mine, Fry. You belong to me and only me, do you follow?" The robot was undoubtedly jealous and that only made his boyfriend melt for him further.

The human's attempt at speaking was quickly dropped since Bender pushed himself closer to Fry and then made an attempt to kiss him.

The cold metallic edges pressed against Fry's and it felt so right.

It wasn't only the tingling sensation that the robot produced that made him feel this way though.
Bender's incredibly hot facial expressions did do a lot.
With his eyes half-closed, Bender snaked his arms around his boyfriend's midsection.
Fry nudged his hips together with Bender's as the bot expanded the frequency to make the kiss appear deeper.
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