it was i, dio ! (DIO x Erinas man)

lil backstory for a whack story

It's a struggle to be horny but not having anyone you can be horny with.

The blonde boy never had any romantic thoughts about anyone. Sure there were some classmates he found attractive but he never imagined going on dates with them, sharing an umbrella on the way home or even giving someone a part of the money he would get after he destroys the Joestar family lol.

He was just better than that. Dio doesn't need anyone, nor does anyone truly appreciate him enough, for him to acknowledge this person as a friend or a lover. No one really understands him and he gets it. He knew, he would be alone for the rest of his life the moment his mother passed away, leaving him alone in this cruel world.

And so with this in his mind 16 years of his life have passed. A lot has changed and by that I could only mean he did felt lonely time to time now. Of course it's not like it bothered him ! Not at all ! He just sometimes, just for small seconds!  Thought it wouldn't be  that bad  to have someone by his side. To have someone you could think about when you hear this ugly bastards (aka Jonathan's) adorable   laugh or a person you could complain to about how shiny and cute  the Joestars eyes were.

Of course, i think it's obvious that our beloved Brando never acted on that.

He couldn't.

No one would understand his deep reasoning to life anyway.

He was a loner. Misunderstood by the world. 

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I ALREADY REGRET THIS SHIT BUT MMMMKAYYYY
This is a dio x Jonathan ffic if you couldn't tell lol . Itsa joke so plis don't think I'm an edgy motherfucker
:( *kakyoin joined the chat*
Lmao anyways this will be super overdramatic and just with no sense or real reasoning to anything whatsoever. Inspired by the song with "I CAN TAKE YOUR MAN IF I WANT TO"  lyric cuz that's definitely a mood and I can and will associate it with dio my man snatcher.
Heljp.
                xoxo, despacito depressito