Try me bitch.
Dio woke up to someone knocking on his door. Now there would be nothing wrong with that, really. The problem is today is a Saturday.
So why the fuck was someone standing there waiting for him to open the god damn door.
He stood up and yeeted his teddy bear under his bed so the unwanted visitor wouldn't see it. The plushie was a purple bear with a cute scarf which was made out of Jonathan's shirt. Of course he only did this to piss the young Joestar out. It's not like he takes the smell of it in everyday before going to sleep. No, no way.
He opened the door and found his stepbrother standing with a big smile on his face.
"Father wants us to eat breakfast with him in five minutes. Don't be late or I'll eat all the pancakes!" He said in a cheerful voice.
"There is something else for you to eat if you want to."
Whispered Dio not really realizing what was spilling out of his mouth.
Fuck.
His mind became clear and he quickly shut the door.
Well shit.
He looked into the mirror and slapped himself in the face. Lady's and Gentlemen this is what we call gay panic.
He chaotically changed into some noice and fabulous clothes and went downstairs, making sure to kick the poor dog while making it through the hall.
Dio Brando hates dogs.
He sat at the table where the food was served and obnoxiously observed how Jonathan already ate or may I say absorbed the breakfast.
"Damn what dis mouth can do"
"Pray. Obviously." Was the unexpected respond he got from his now father. Dio coughed nervously to shrug it off and by trying to change the subject he asked.
"JoJo, what are you doing today?"
The answer came quicker than he himself.
"I will go meet my friend at the lake, you should definitely come with me!"
Now what the hell is going on?
Was he trying to trap him and then drown him in the lake? Is this some kind of joke? Now, the great Dio will not be disrespected like that.
"No, thank you today Im doing actually meaningful things."
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Despacito depressito
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it was i, dio ! (DIO x Erinas man)
Fanfiction"I could take your man if I want to!" -dio a story of hate, love and a determined Bisexual Queen that decided he CAN and WILL take erinas man.
