You four were running through the rain to find somewhere to stay until the rain stops
Tom: Urgh! We need to get out of this rain!
Edd: Let's hide in the Museum!
Matt: How do you know it won't follow us inside!?
You: Water hates learning!
You all then got in there and looked around
Matt: y/n,the water followed us inside you lied to me!
Tom shakes himself and pulls his hair back up into spikes.
You and edd walked around a bit until you saw a statue of three people looking heroic
Edd: Woah! The diary of Edward Gold.
The year was 18....and I had just arrived in the town of Spitbucket USA on a very important mission with my partner Y/N L/N.
Edward: Pardon me sir
Guy:You lookin' at my a** boy?
You: Excuse me?
Guy: My a**. You two want my a** don't ya?
You and Edward: umm..
Guy: Well,YOU CANT HSVE HER! ha ha ha!
He ran off with his horse\donkey to some where else.
(These are when Edward is talking to himself)
I decided the old saloon would be a good place to start
Edward: This old saloon looks like a good place to start y/n!
You: alright lets go
You two walked into the saloon to see a bartender.
Bartender: What'll it be
Edward: I'll have two beers please!
He gave You two the drinks,you took a sip of it and smiled a little
Edward: The name's Gold,Detective Edward Gold and this here is my partner Y/N L/N. we're here looking for a member of the British Royal Family. He's gone missing you see.
???: Was he nailed to the floor
You: Umm...No?
???: Then he was taken by bandits.
Edward: How do you know
???: anything that ain't nailed down gets taken by bandits around here.
You: Have you told the sheriff?
The Guy the flicks up his hat amd looks at you both
Sheriff Thompson: I am the sheriff.
Edward: Ah! Sheriff Thompson. I was told you'd be willing to help us
Sheriff Thompson: Sorry,kids but you ain't getting your friend back.
You: Why?
Sheriff Thompson: This town's got enough problems as it is I ain't got time to deal with yours.
Edward: Wait! What if me and y/n helped you clean up this town?
Sheriff Thompson: I don't need your help!
(Some one then comes in and says the bandits stole all the nails)
Sheriff Thompson: Oh, I knew i should have nailed down those nails. They call me crazy and look what happens.
You and edd make a happy face and look at him
Sheriff Thompson: Fine.
You and Edward: Yay!
Time skip when Sheriff Thompson teaches you both how to shoot and montage of edward failing at saving people)
You three were back in the bar while edward was doubting himself,but you were patting his pack to make him feel better
Edward: Uhh,I'm a miserable failure
Sheriff Thompson: Yeah, you are
Edward: I've failed my mission.
Sheriff Thompson: Yeah, you did
Edward: I could use some words of encouragement.
Sheriff Thompson: Yeah,you could
You nug Thompson's arm to tell him to stop he then just smiles sarcastically
Sheriff Thompson: im Sorry you two,but ad you can see I'm far to busy with this hell hole to help you two rescue your prince charming.
Edward sighs sadly and you just Pat his shoulder a little.
Sheriff Thompson: Barkeep get this man a whiskey
Barkeep: Sorry sheriff,Bandits took all the whiskey
Sheriff Thompson: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Edward: what do you have?
Barkeep: New drink,just csme in,they're calling it Co-La sounds fancy.
You: well it couldn't hurt to try right Gold?
Edward: yup!
He then takes a sip of it and then fell to the floor
Sheriff Thompson: So,how is it?
Edward then runs off and fixes everything in the town,he fell on the ground next to the sheep as he couldn't taste the cola anymore.
You and sheriff Thompson walked up to him and you gave him a hand to pull him up.
You: Gold,that was amazing!
Edward: Argh,What happened?
Sheriff Thompson: You cleaned up the woke town and a promise is a promise,is a promise. Lets go get your prince.
You all smiled at each other knowing that things were going very well.
Minutes later*
The bandits( eduardo and his crew) started shooting at you all you,Edward,Sheriff Thompson, and the prince went for cover behind to big rocks
Sheriff Thompson: I have a plan!
You: What is it?
He then throws the bottle of cola at Edward for him to drink
Edward: This is a terrible plan!
Sheriff Thompson: Everyone needs a little something.
Edward drinks the cola and does the same thing he did before. He came from behind the rock and shot at the bandits and became victorious
Edurado: Ahh! My knee! My second favorite knee!.
The bandits got put into jail and everyone was okay
Edward: Well Sheriff,if 6ou ever do decide to come to England with me and L/N You'll always be welcome in our home.
Sheriff Thompson: Huh. Thanks, but I dont see that happen any time soon.
Guy: My a**! Sheriff Have you seen my a**!
You all look at each other disturbed at what the man said
Sheriff Thompson: On second thought,-
You and edd: Maybe England doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Tom: Edd,Y/n?
You: GASP* Sheriff Thompson?
Tom: what? No. I just needed some dry clothes.
Matt: Hey! The rain stopped! Can wr go home before it comes back for revenge?
Edd decides to take the cola from the statue and smiles
Edd: Everybody needs a little something
You: Edd wait don't drink it its-
He drinks it any way and you guys went home. Edd started puking in the Toliet when you guys got home.
Tom: WHY WOULD DRINK A HUNDRED YEAR OLD BOTTLE OF COLA?!
Edd: I DONT KNOW!
TO BE CONTINUED
YOU ARE READING
Tord X Reader ( Eddsworld Episodes)
AdventureYou and the boys are very good friends but you start to realize you had feelings for Tord, keep reading to see what happens to the beginning to THE END.
