Speedy Sweetie

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Tuesday 12:00 pm - Cloudy

"There is a gang of terrorists attacking city-"

"Papa look! They look just like you!"

(Y/N) snickered, looking at her dad then looking back to the TV.

"They shaved their heads to look more intimidating"

"EEHHHHH?!"

Saitama yeeted from the kitchen to the living room and watched the news.

"Papa can I come with you?"

"Umm, ok, hop on"

Saitama said, after zipping his yellow jumpsuit on.

"Up you go!"

Saitama carried you and put you on his back, motioning for Genos to stay home.

"Hai! Sensei!"

Time skip~~

"Ahhh! A terrorist! He's carrying a little girl!"

"Someone call the police!"

Was all was heard while Saitama was carrying (Y/N) with him.

"Papa's not a terrorist!"

"I'm not a terrorist!"

You both said at the same time. While the two of you were still walking down the street, there was another type of commotion going down. It was hammerhead. He was punching down a building......wait...PUNCHING DOWN A BUILDING?!?! A-anyway...Hammerhead was en route to the "Golden Turd", going to punch it down. Little did he know that it's owner sent an assassin to kill Hammerhead. Meanwhile, while things calmed down with Saitama and (Y/N), he went to avenge his image and name therefore he went to the forest to find Hammerhead.

"Papa? The mosquitoes are itchy"

"Hmm? Oh, sorry (Y/N), here"

Saitama would give you some insect repellent. You put it on while you were on his shoulders.

"Well well, a terrorist?"

A voice said from behind.

"I'm not a terrorist-"

"It's bringing a little girl as a hostage too! Hahaha!"

"She's not a hostage either! She's my daughter!"

"Papa? Can I fight this one?"

"Sure kiddo, just let me handle him if you can't"

"Hai!"

When both of you turned around, you saw a man, probably a young adult, wearing a jumpsuit and a purple scarf.

"Ooh! Papa it's a ninja!"

(Y/N) giggled, hopping down from her father's shoulders.

"Mister ninja, if you leave without hitting me or my papa, I won't hurt you too"

"Awww! The little girl is trying to scare me! I'm sooooooo scared!"

This got you annoyed...VERY annoyed. You floated up in the air and quickly put him in a bubble ( yes, one of your powers was putting people in bubbles...one )

"Eh? What's this? A bubble? HAHAHAHAHA! YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME WITH A BUBBLE?! HA!"

"Oi! Don't judge my kid's powers!"

Saitama put a fist up, signaling he was going to punch him if he judged you again

"Pop"

(Y/N) said, making the bubble explode and the ninja flying to Saitama, exactly landing on his fist- I'm not gonna continue that...

Ten minutes later

"I'll g-get my revenge on you! J-just you wait! Speed o' Sound Sonic will get his revenge you hear!"

"Papa why is he holding his pee pee?"

The end
(490 words)

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