obema wsa waitnf 4 his truth lov in the park lot of mcdonalrds. he was very impatsiant with waits. the bleck prezidint tapped on the window seal bc he was very board.
obama sighed his beutiful black psy and exited his car. he lookd round for grumpee cat but he wasnt there. "why is bae l8??!??!?!" he thot. he startd 2 walk inside the mcdonelds.
as the prezidint walked insid, he saw grumpy kat with a beutiful romance mcdonelds diner redy for the 2 of them. he was shokd bc he was surprised at what his bf did 4 him.
"tak a seet, my princ." the angry cat sed. "u better like this bc it was lots of cash!!!1!1!"
"omg this is gr8 bloke!!!!" ebola sed. obamo was rly happy atm.
"oh ya, btw i have something 4 u bc im cool." grumpy cat sed as he lookd in his man purse. he pulld out a black box and got on 1 knee. "obmeme, will u marry"
"yas bae" obama sed, tears cuming from his eyes.
and they live happy 2gether & did the porn.
