(requested by @agemforlife)
It has been a little while since everyone was released from white diamond's control, and everything seemed to be getting better. But Steven felt the need to have some bonding time with white diamond.
"Hey white diamond!" Steven basically had to yell so white diamond could hear him.
"Yes steven?" she responded.
"So, I've been thinking." Steven started. "We should do something together so we can get closer." Steven said with enthusiasm.
"Oh but of course, that sounds like a great idea pink- I mean Steven!" WD (white diamond) said.
"But what should we do?" WD questioned.
"A farting contest." Steven answered.
"A what?"
"A farting contest." Steven repeated "basically we try and see who can fart the loudest." he informed matter-o factly.
"What is this fart you speak of?" WD asks.
"It's gas that comes out of your butt" Steven stated.
"Oh ok." WD said in a weirded-out tone of voice.
Steven farted to start. "Ok now you try!" Steven says excitedly.
Soon enough there was a loud fart. like a really, loud fart.
After that they both died of laughter.
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so I finally got off my lazy ass and did something
I hope y'all enjoyed this random oneshot
baibai
